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[Eelogical]

FFS even being found innocent at trial does mean u r innocent ... only dexter knows for sure

I dunno. He's not that smart.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Cos I’ve got a tongue, that’s 10 inches long, and I’ve learnt to breath through me ears.

You romantic devil you, Gronk. Smooth talkin f**ker!

 

[El Diablo]

Cos I’ve got a tongue, that’s 10 inches long, and I’ve learnt to breath through me ears.

that's Kev, not Rude

 

[El Diablo]

You romantic devil you, Gronk. Smooth talkin f**ker!

do ya f**k on first dates...

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

do ya f**k on first dates...

You'll have to buy me dinner first.

 

[Gary Gutful]

He's most likely busy.The phantom pooper is probably looking for another job.

Mine are too rancid for me to be a phantom nuggeter. Could wake someone out of a deep coma and have them dry retching within 3 seconds of the snap.

 

[Gary Gutful]

We actually thought we had a phantom pooper in our backyard but we identified the culprit recently...

 

[strider]

You didnt realise your dog shits in your back yard? .... did you think he used the toilet?

 

[Noise]

Hayne kicked us into gear in that training session before we went on our 2 game winning streak. Now he kicks us into gear again on his return from injury. Good on him.

 

[strider]

Make him coach!

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Anyone who thinks we haven't missed Hayne has got no idea. At his best he is still an excellent attacking player. Better than anything else we've got in the backline.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

You didnt realise your dog shits in your back yard? .... did you think he used the toilet?

That was in the toilet. Gary's missus kept getting up him for not flushing.

 

[Bazal]

Anyone who thinks we haven't missed Hayne has got no idea. At his best he is still an excellent attacking player. Better than anything else we've got in the backline.

*At his worst...?

 

[Suitman]

*At his worst...?

His worst is still better than most players best.

 

[Joshuatheeel]

Hayne made 137 m which is fairly impressive for a centre (they don’t get as much opportunity to run like the olden days!)

 

[Bazal]

His worst is still better than most players best.

Yeah that was what I was getting at.

Obviously at his best he's a better attacker than our backs, because at his best he's a two time Dally M winner.

I reckon at his worst he's still a better attacker than 7/10 NRL backs

 

[Chipmunk]

To be honest he's actually been pretty good whilst he's been on the field all year. Well except for that Rd 2 Manly game when everyone was shit.

He's still worth at least another season

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Yeah that was what I was getting at.

Obviously at his best he's a better attacker than our backs, because at his best he's a two time Dally M winner.

I reckon at his worst he's still a better attacker than 7/10 NRL backs

I think at his best he is still no longer the player he was. But he mightn't be too far from it. Hopefully we find out this year.

 

[Twizzle]

161 metres
11 tackle busts
3 line breaks
2 try assists

 

[Bazal]

205m and 12 tackle busts, actually.