headlines we dont want to see in 2009

[dogz08]

"More crowd violence at Bulldogs games"
"Chris Anderson returns to the Bulldogs"

 

[Sugar]

"Gallop gives go ahead for ARU merge proposal"
"Wrestling coach joins referee ranks"
"Gallop pushes Sydney rationalisation; gives Bunnies 20 year guarantee"
"High-def NRL not until 2013 - Nine"
"Kangaroos admit to steroid use"

and the most scary one of all ...

"Rabbitohs win premiership"

Dont sh*t your pants when it happens

 

[gong_eagle]

Danny Wideler and Rebecca Wilson to Launch a rugby league show

 

[gunnamatta bay]

Danny Wideler and Rebecca Wilson to Launch a rugby league show

I'd watch it just to seem them kill each other.

 

[Bring it home Knights]

Josh Massoud promoted to editor of the Daily Telegraph

Good ole Josh massoud! Suffers from OCD when it comes to brian smith.....

 

[sherrinator]

Dont sh*t your pants when it happens

By that time we won't need to sh*t, cause we will all be eating food in pill form.

 

[rabbs]

Sounds like you already do

 

[El Diablo]

9 extend Harrogans contract and add him to the commentary team

9 launch yet another AFL show

Steve Crawley and David Gyngell re-signed long term by 9

Gallop announced NRL CEO for life

 

[Perth Red]

"Gallop plays it safe as Bears get the green light"
"Use it or lose it says Gallop to Ch9"
"Ch9 bring forward TV negotiations as prefered provider"
"Quad nations scrapped as ARL decide to concentrate more on SOO"

 

[Raider_69]

"Campese out for the season"
"Teenage superstar Dugan in trouble"
"Furner struggling with coaching reigns"

 

[Titanic]

Don't want to see:

GC sign Farah (good player but Friend is ours)
Bennett named RL Personality of the Year

Do want to see:

GC forward pack dominates *insert any team*
GC march into the finals

 

[Marshall_magic]

"Gallop gives go ahead for ARU merge proposal"
"Wrestling coach joins referee ranks"
"Gallop pushes Sydney rationalisation; gives Bunnies 20 year guarantee"
"High-def NRL not until 2013 - Nine"
"Kangaroos admit to steroid use"

and the most scary one of all ...

"Rabbitohs win premiership"

I've heard Finch on several occaisions state that the referees have a wrestling coach working with them.

ones I don't want to see
"Farah signs with Titans"
"Benji breaks down again"
"Tigers fall at final hurdle in top 8 hunt"
"John Morris re-signs"
"Corey Payne re-signs"
"Souths defeat Wests"

 

[scuzzi]

"I convinced Inglis to go to AFL: Mundine"
"My dad is my biggest role model: Hopoate Jr"
"I want to finish my career at the Broncos: Clinton"

 

[El Diablo]

"I want to meet the Brisbane Broncos: Lewinsky"

 

[Jatz Crackers]

Gus to become "face" of rugby league !

 

[Miller was a legend]

"I convinced Inglis to go to AFL: Mundine"
"My dad is my biggest role model: Hopoate Jr"
"I want to finish my career at the Broncos: Clinton"

:lol:

 

[Timmah]

9 extend Harrogans contract and add him to the commentary team

Yesterday's paper said he's gornskis from The Footy Show...

 

[Azkatro]

"NZ Warrior Sonny Fai presumed drowned"

 

[SpaceMonkey]

"NZ Warrior Sonny Fai presumed drowned"

My thoughs exactly. Worse than any drunken stupidity headline.

 

[Timmah]

I thought this thread was about silly headlines we didn't want to see. I think it goes without saying that nobody wants to see the headlines you two have mentioned. Hope Sonny's found alive!!