headlines we want to see

[kal83]

"f**k UP GUS" here's hoping........

 

[Whoosh]

Mason out for season after being hammered by Benny Barba

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

"gaba takes dick out of his mouth"
"souths win wooden spoon"
"souths winless in 2009"
"riley brown tops souths 2010 wish list"
"'I wish our forward pack played with the toughness of Riley Brown' - Asotasi speaks"
"Rusty Crowe bankrupt"
"Craig Wing injured"
"EXCLUSIVE Craig Wing interview - 'Leaving Roosters was my worst career move'"
"Another year without a premiership - Chokenulla Sharks?"
"2+2=5? David Fa'alogo lift big things but not very bright"
"Billy Slater breaks finger nail; out for 18 weeks"

 

[gong_eagle]

NRL takes exclusive radio rights away from 2gb and gives 2ue,2sm and MMM the calls
ABC TV to have Sat and Sunday 3pm match of the day
Nrl admits 2nd friday nite game is a failure (see Above)
Bulldogs win the Spoon again
Manly make it back to back beating the Titans in the GF spoiling their fairytale
SBW arrested as he steps foot back in Australia
Wayne Bennent quits dragons
Tigers surprise everyone by making the 8
Billy Slater does his feet 1st tackle in rd1 and is suspended for 4 weeks

 

[ElectricEelMan]

There is only one headline I want to see right now

"Sonny Fai found safe and alive ..."

 

[Sugar]

"Shannon Hegarty and Ben Rogers share Dally M player of the year award"

 

[Fein]

"gaba takes dick out of his mouth"
"souths win wooden spoon"
"souths winless in 2009"
"riley brown tops souths 2010 wish list"
"'I wish our forward pack played with the toughness of Riley Brown' - Asotasi speaks"
"Rusty Crowe bankrupt"
"Craig Wing injured"
"EXCLUSIVE Craig Wing interview - 'Leaving Roosters was my worst career move'"
"Another year without a premiership - Chokenulla Sharks?"
"2+2=5? David Fa'alogo lift big things but not very bright"
"Billy Slater breaks finger nail; out for 18 weeks"

"Animal molester sent to prison - denied internet access".

That will shut you up merkin.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

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[Monk]

"Shannon Hegarty and Ben Rogers share Dally M player of the year award"

:lol::crazy::lol::crazy:

neearly wet myself tbh.

 

[Tigers_are_Pro]

"Sonny fai found alive and well, with football in hand"

"Tigers shock the league by making the top 8"

"Benji Marshall plays all 24 games"

"NSW win decider 19-18 from the winning field goal of Robbie Farah."

 

[Churchhill]

Reni gets thrown over balcony at northies!

 

[Monk]

Reni gets thrown over balcony at northies!

:roll:

 

[mik01]

Gallop resigns! Says he is leaving the game in 'good shape'. Journalists laugh.
Broncos win GF, finish Minor Premiers. Bennett 'not missed' says Henjak.
Souths win Wooden Spoon, first team ever to lose every game in a season.
Russell Crowe closes Souths in disgust - 2 supporters protest
Russell Crowe retires from acting
QLD wins Origin 3-0. Backdoor Benny throws massive tantrum... Again
Cronulla sack Bird
Fans flock back to watch league as teams leave ANZ stadium
NRL vows to aggressively retain market share against AFL. Master future plan released - future looks good for the game!

 

[Sugar]

Gallop resigns! Says he is leaving the game in 'good shape'. Journalists laugh.
Broncos win GF, finish Minor Premiers. Bennett 'not missed' says Henjak.
Souths win Wooden Spoon, first team ever to lose every game in a season.
Russell Crowe closes Souths in disgust - 2 supporters protest
Russell Crowe retires from acting
QLD wins Origin 3-0. Backdoor Benny throws massive tantrum... Again
Cronulla sack Bird
Fans flock back to watch league as teams leave ANZ stadium
NRL vows to aggressively retain market share against AFL. Master future plan released - future looks good for the game!

:sarcasm:

http://www.rabbitohs.com.au/News/Club-News/Rabbitohs-Reach-6000-Ticketed-Members.html

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[Johnny Bravo]

Reni gets thrown over balcony at northies!

Probably should have done your research on that one... There is no balcony at Northies. Or perhaps you want the first headline of 09 to be "2nd floor built at northies"?

 

[Sugar]

"Tonie Carroll wins Nobel Prize"

 

[Baron Vo Mandor]

"gaba takes dick out of his mouth"
"souths win wooden spoon"
"souths winless in 2009"
"riley brown tops souths 2010 wish list"
"'I wish our forward pack played with the toughness of Riley Brown' - Asotasi speaks"
"Rusty Crowe bankrupt"
"Craig Wing injured"
"EXCLUSIVE Craig Wing interview - 'Leaving Roosters was my worst career move'"
"Another year without a premiership - Chokenulla Sharks?"
"2+2=5? David Fa'alogo lift big things but not very bright"
"Billy Slater breaks finger nail; out for 18 weeks"

Some gold nuggets in here.

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

John Morris dropped to Premier League.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

"Bulldogs minor premiers; 'Leaving 'Dogs was a big mistake' - Asotasi says whilst collecting wooden spoon"
"'You flew here, we grew here' - Sutton tells Asotasi what the pain of growing up with souths is like"

 

[gregstar]

"lucablight loses 300lb to become a regular fat slob."
"dodge loses both hands"
"evil growler finds needle & thread - beaussie devastated"
"quiggs drowns off portsea"
"dumpster incinerated - no mourners at dave q's funeral"
"broncodroid awakes from coma - hospital staff do not"