headlines we want to see

[nqcowboy87]

bye bye burnsie-travis burns released signs with wakefield
im lovin it-burns excels at wakefield, no intention to return to nrl
im a musician, man-eric grothe junior forgets to turn up to gameday for wentworthville
crusher kurt-kurt gidley adds anothe string to his bow by playing the last 20 minutes against tigers at prop
halfback in a props body- sheens left field seletcion, payten at 6 for round 10 clash
(more realistic)
after so long-todd payten is picked in blues side

 

[Front-Rower]

"Royce Simmons gets the head job again at Penrith after Elliot gets the boot"

I think that's the only headline tiger's fans want to see apart from Marshall and Farah guide Tigers into semi's

 

[runatme]

stain george scum win wooden spoon
manly lose all points due to salary cap breach

 

[Monk]

stain george scum win wooden spoon
manly lose all points due to salary cap breach

so the saints will be on -1 at the end of 09 season?

 

[Rovelli]

"Warriors cap off tumultuous year with grand final glory"
"Price - we did it for Sonny"

 

[Fein]

"Bulldogs minor premiers; 'Leaving 'Dogs was a big mistake' - Asotasi says whilst collecting wooden spoon"
"'You flew here, we grew here' - Sutton tells Asotasi what the pain of growing up with souths is like"

10,000 plus posts and you still persist with your dumb, humourless bullsh*t. :roll:

f**k off merkin.

 

[Redsfan]

"AFL reveals full extent of losses on the Gold Coast and in Western Sydney; declares bankruptcy."

 

[Ryan]

Cameron Smith received penis reduction operation. His neck couldn't tolerate the weight.

 

[Nemesis]

"Bulldogs minor premiers; 'Leaving 'Dogs was a big mistake' - Asotasi says whilst collecting wooden spoon"
"'You flew here, we grew here' - Sutton tells Asotasi what the pain of growing up with souths is like"

...and then Toney woke up from his dream, to the stark reality of the Roosters still living in Souths shadow. :lol:

 

[Nemesis]

"Royce Simmons gets the head job again at Penrith after Elliot gets the boot"

I think that's the only headline tiger's fans want to see apart from Marshall and Farah guide Tigers into semi's

fmd.. I can't see too many queuing up to give Roycey a head job. :lol:

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

"nemesis gets a job; work for the dole hailed a success"

 

[MsStorm]

Cameron Smith received penis reduction operation. His neck couldn't tolerate the weight.

:idea: You are just jealous

 

[Eelementary]

Parramatta Win 2009 Grand Final


It's the only headline I'd ever care about.

 

[Nemesis]

"toney limpwrist falls down stairs... offered job as a slinky"

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

no prize for second vermin

 

[marshall stalin]

Roosters buy Rabbitohs NRL licence from Russell Crowe after he withdraws financial support of the embattled club

Cronulla announce a Harold Holt lookalike day to dispel rumours they have given up on ever winning a premiership by merging with St George -Illawarra

Penrith deny rumours they have extended the contract of coach elliot by 3 years

Parramatta deny rumours that Dennis Fitzgerald is set to quit as CEO

 

[Nemesis]

'Politis, Fittler & Anasta jump off gap following South's record 50-0 Grand Final win over hapless Roosters"

 

[marshall stalin]

'Politis, Fittler & Anasta jump off gap following South's record 50-0 Grand Final win over hapless Roosters"

do you often wake up with sticky fingers :lol:

 

[Nemesis]

do you often wake up with sticky fingers :lol:

do you actually wake up? :lol:

 

[Non Terminator]

do you actually wake up? :lol:

Yes, unlike some Souths fans who have a life long dream of ever winning another premiership.