headlines we want to see

[nqcowboy87]

willie tonga comes back into qld side for injured tate after stellar start to the season
north queensland coasting at top of the ladder
we did it north queensland-cowboys clinch premiership
silent assasin-bowen named dally m and clive chruchill medal winner
bear-iffic-gallop gives cc bears the greenlight for 2011 season
radical overhaul-new rule changes created to make rugby leagore exciting
its finally over-news limited hands reigns over to arl
one tribe-arl organisation to oversee all forms of competition
rugby league is the greatest game of all-figures show rugby leagues is at the top
too risky-afl decides to pull out of western sydney and gold coast and accept tasmania as 17th team
NATIONAL rugby league-gallop puts wheels in motion for perth and adelaide

 

[Spike]

Willie Mason cops blow to voice box

 

[innsaneink]

$1 pie days to return to NRL

 

[Monk]

1 - Roosters take out premiership..
2 - Ryan Williamson is Rookie of the year, and top try scorer.
3 - Fitzy wins second Clive Churchill Medal in GF and final game.
4 - Mitchell Pearce and Braith Anasta start in Blues 3-0 Wipeout of Maroons.
5 - CC Bears given Green Light for 2011
6 - Greg Bird pleas for 2nd chance
7 - $BW "i would rather be in gaol in Aust then play anymore union"
8 - Bulldogs get wooden spoon, timmah leaves forum
9 - Weilder gets the Sack, actually News LTD pawn
10 - Emo Fatty? NOT GOLD!

 

[Knightmare]

"Maroons crushed in series Bluewash"
"Perth, Central Coast given green light for 2011"
"Sonny Bill breaks spine in tackle"
"Sitting pretty- Newcastle rout of Sea Eagles sees Knights top of the table"
"Cullen blames NSW conspiracy as Broncos miss finals"
"NRL crowds set to break all-time record"
"Bulldogs announce Belmore return by 2011"
"Roosters routed, Manly mauled as Knights make Grand Final"
"3 from 3- Knights shine in Grand Final victory"

 

[mozza91]

Knights win Grand Final
NSW 3-0
Gasnier sick of Union signs with Knights
Gallop makes tough decision
Something positive about a player would be good too

 

[Jobdog]

"Maroons crushed in series Bluewash"
"Perth, Central Coast given green light for 2011"
"Sonny Bill breaks spine in tackle"
"Sitting pretty- Newcastle rout of Sea Eagles sees Knights top of the table"
"Cullen blames NSW conspiracy as Broncos miss finals"
"NRL crowds set to break all-time record"
"Bulldogs announce Belmore return by 2011"
"Roosters routed, Manly mauled as Knights make Grand Final"
"3 from 3- Knights shine in Grand Final victory"

Best. Headlines. Ever!

 

[Red Bear]

The Big Black Bears are Back On the Road Again - Central Coast to be admitted in 2011

Billy Slater has face stamped on, is punched whilst being held back and called offside in an attempt at a miracle try - Much rejoicing occurs

NSW win origin 2-1 from a try off a forward pass

Phil Gould installed as Australian Coach

Glenn Mcgrath, Shane Warne and Steve Waugh to make comeback for the Ashes - 11 englishmen admitted to hospital with severe gastroenteritis

Liverpool win the Premier League, yes you are all awake

Frenzal Rhomb to tour once more

 

[Lockyer4President!]

QLD create history - four wins in a row!
Queenslanders cap off historic year, no Blues selected in the Kangaroos squad.

Nice view from the top: Three QLD teams take out top three finals spots
First all QLD NRL GF! (2006 doesn't count)
or
Record-breakers - Broncos smash Dragqueens 100-nil in NRL GF. WB says "I guess Alf was right".

Sydney derby cracks 50,000 at Homebush.
New ARL commission created - Gallop, News Ltd leave the NRL
NRL/ARL publicly announces their ten year plan: expansion top priority.

 

[Non Terminator]

Roosters get their Grand Final record back with 41-0 Grand Final win over Manly
Manly halfback Matt Orford expected to be Bears halfback in 2011
Blues come back from the dead to win Origin decider 22-18
Roosters to embark on Papua New Guinea tour
Fittler named coach of the year

 

[MsStorm]

Billy Slater has face stamped on, is punched whilst being held back and called offside in an attempt at a miracle try - Much rejoicing occurs

Red Bear Banned for Life from LU Forums
(for making such horrible comments re Billy Slater.

Memberships double for NRL Clubs in 2009
Gallop gets the Sack
Crowds at NRL Games Double in 2009
Ch.9 broadcasts games into Vic/SA/WA/Tas 1 Hr. After Commencement of Games
CC Bears and WA Reds soon to enter the NRL Comp

 

[dogz08]

"St George fail to make the top 8"
" The Bulldogs make the top 8"

 

[miccle]

"NRL round 1 - every game sells out"

"Folau declares, 'I'm only going to get better', after seven-try romp against Titans"

"Gallop and News Ltd gone in massive shake-up"

"Perth, Central Coast re-admitted, moves for Wellington and Redcliffe"

"Broncos pip Cowboys in Grand Final thriller"

"Four in a row! Is this the end of State of Origin?"

"Aussies re-claim the World Cup with a close win over Tonga"

 

[mortz]

rusty walks after souths start the season 0-10

 

[Gaba]

Fittler named coach of the year

:lol::lol:

 

[nqcowboy87]

"Bulldogs announce Belmore return by 2011"

i want to see that

i dont understand-karmicahel hunt on his dramatic form slump
ra-rauhihi deides for swansong with ows
one flew over the birds nest-greg bird signs with french rugby union
why would we want to leave-nrl players unanimouss in saying no to europe

and a slightly farcical one
it still burns- des haslers miracle comeback to first grade at 47
on my signal unleash hell-russell crowe names himself prop and captain for round 19 clash

 

[Marshall_magic]

"The Great Escape: Sonny Fai Alive"

 

[Go Nulla]

Sharks win the comp in 2009

 

[Monk]

"NRL round 1 - every game sells out"

"Folau declares, 'I'm only going to get better', after seven-try romp against Titans"

"Gallop and News Ltd gone in massive shake-up"

"Perth, Central Coast re-admitted, moves for Wellington and Redcliffe"

"Broncos pip Cowboys in Grand Final thriller"

"Four in a row! Is this the end of State of Origin?"

"Aussies re-claim the World Cup with a close win over Tonga"

in 09? ;-)

 

[Monk]

"The Great Escape: Sonny Fai Alive"

sooner then later i hope.