Hollywood Jesus off to Japanese Rugby

[PJ Marshal]

Someone should start a poll regarding HJ's return. Four options in the vote.

1) You want Parra Jesus back at games in his outfit
2) You want Parra Jesus to stay away
3) Parra Jesus should come back and have PJ Marshal as his assistant
4) Suity should be "Parra Jesus 2" breaking "Fisheel" at each game

assistant, i dont play second fiddle to no one not even jesus

hurriflatch is his assistant and a dam good one, he keeps track of how many rissoles and sasagues there are at touch footy games

 

[jk13]

hopefully like the whales, they are going to buy him for scientific reasons

 

[Parra Guru]

See, they didn't even have colour photography last time he was at an eels game

 

[Swiftstylez]

Why? So we can lose again?
Bad omen of the highest order.

More like sex symbol of the highest order

 

[^b0ss^]

too funny how cant ya love the guy ...lol thats gold. ....no wait...

thats blue and gold.

 

[Parra Guru]

He was last seen fishing with his mate

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

No one is good enough to be my mate. I only have peons that have earnt the right to adore me from close proximity.

 

[jk13]

thats not how you spell penis

 

[mickdo]

You want to smell his penis???

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

Does that mean I'll have to wash first? Bloody hell, it's not the first Wednesday of the month, you know?

 

[TheParraboy]

See, they didn't even have colour photography last time he was at an eels game

I think the "M" is upside down

 

[mickdo]

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[Parra Guru]

:lol:

 

[strider]

LOL :lol: :lol:

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

It's so hard being beautiful.

 

[Gronk]

Bad news ahead HJ. It seems that the crux of the deal was lost in translation. You've been signed up for Japanese Game Shows, not Rugby.

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

I'm willing to go on The Happy Smile Super Challenge Family Wish Show.

 

[The EELiminator]

I'm willing to go on The Happy Smile Super Challenge Family Wish Show.

you won't be so keen when they are putting live scorpions down your trousers :lol: