House mate

[madunit]

one of my house mates are moving out very soon, and I need a new roomie.

I wanna know who would be the best roomie, and what you can bring to the unit we live in.

The winner gets to buy their own food, pay their own rent, wash their own clothes, have their very own room, live in the heart of newcastle, and pay less than $90 a week in rent.

 

[KnightSmurf]

:lol: This would have to better then putting a classified in I spose.

 

[madunit]

screw paying the Newcastle politically biased Herald. They can garn git farked

So come on people, what can ya bring to the unit? This room is actually available.

And its not a really tiny place either, its a decent size. My room is heaps huge.

 

[Phillips]

i can bring oxygen #-o

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Unit, just ask me and i'll be there, in all honesty.

 

[madunit]

What can you bring along RJ?

 

[weasel]

I can bring a woman's touch.

 

[Twizzle]

may be best if you just bought a woman

 

[mullet]

unit u need a women

 

[Choppies]

I bring Me

thats good enough for you :lol:

 

[Devon]

i can bring my lovely collection of pornos, complete with beryl my blow up doll

 

[Pink_Sharkie]

$90 is heaps good how many people do u share with?

 

[Devon]

Yeah, it is pretty cheap. Must have mass orgies- i want to be his roomie!

 

[Pink_Sharkie]

No go away I am i want to live in newcastle :mrgreen:

 

[Devon]

i shotgunned it first shithead

 

[Pink_Sharkie]

im not a shithead

 

[Agent Mulder]

$90 is heaps good how many people do u share with?

Yeah but it is Newcastle so the rent would be much cheaper up there then in Sydney.

 

[madunit]

I live with 2 other people, one is leaving.

I don't like you Devon. You are rude and nasty and just all round craptastic.

Go and take a dip in the 'good person' pool.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

i can bring many things Unit as i suppose was made to your attention tonight

 

[madunit]

like a sore arse.

you bitch