I am ridiculously shy with women

[Troy is good]

It's unbelievable, seriously I'm the worst at picking up chicks in history. It's not my looks either, a few of my mates are ugly (they're props) and they always pick up chicks that are 6 or 7, like 80% of the time probably, totally unbelievable.

I like really lack confidence, I don't know what it is. Like I can't even start talking to a chick a lot of times, real intimidated by them for some reason, and I suppose I end up coming off arrogant or something, because I won't even talk to them. Like I'll say 'hey, how you doing', they'll say 'good' and I'll just fall silent.

Not sure why I'm posting this really, anyone else?

 

[Alba]

they are 7 years old???

 

[TooheysNew]

Kingling - is that you?

 

[Earl]

they are 7 years old???

I get the feeling he means out of 10.

 

[Panthers_Gurl]

6 or 7 years old or 6 or 7 on a scale of 10:?

 

[Earl]

scoop

 

[Troy is good]

LOL I perhaps should have made that bit more clear, yeah 6 or 7 out of 10

 

[gregstar]

just flash your shlong accidently troy

 

[Troy is good]

Nah, I'll probably get tossed out of whatever club I happen to be in

 

[Panthers_Gurl]

Where on the female body do you look first boobs or face when talking too them?

 

[Troy is good]

Face. I sneak a peek at the body from across the room beforehand

 

[Panthers_Gurl]

:shock: well why dont you ask em to dance....girls like a guy who can dance...or a guy who will buy you a drink

 

[Troy is good]

Righto. That's the part I'm falling down at. I go 'hey, my names Troy', then like silence

I suppose alcohol could work wonders

 

[Panthers_Gurl]

How bout this one
Hey im troy i saw you *dancing**playing pool* i think you were pretty good! can i buy you a drink?
or
Heya im playing a game of pool or going to the bar would you like to *play**come* with me...oh im troy by the way

 

[Earl]

First I'd ask em to dance, except I can't dance. Then I'd ask if I could buy them a drink, but chick piss is so exspensive. So I just buy my mate a beer and sit with him :lol:

 

[Earl]

How bout this one
Hey im troy i saw you *dancing**playing pool* i think you were pretty good! can i buy you a drink?
or
Heya im playing a game of pool or going to the bar would you like to *play**come* with me...oh im troy by the way

You seem pretty good at this pg, do you hit on many chicks?

 

[Troy is good]

Do chicks drink Midori? I've got a bottle of that in my room I could smuggle into a club, I'll never drink it

 

[Panthers_Gurl]

You seem pretty good at this pg, do you hit on many chicks?

i hit on girls all the time no i know what id want, i normally get guys look at my boobs and go wanna dance with me

Do chicks drink Midori? I've got a bottle of that in my room I could smuggle into a club, I'll never drink it

MMMMMMM midori

 

[Earl]

Chicks love Midori (and Raider 69 too, but he's a bitch).

 

[jed]

Chicks love Midori (and Raider 69 too, but he's a bitch).

chicks love midori or chicks love raider 69?