I Dont' Like Cricket, Oh No, I Love it, Yeah

[Noise]

I don’t mind Pant. He always seems like he’s having the best time behind the stumps (and he probably is watching the aussies fall like dominos from close range)

 

[hineyrulz]

Being Australian cricket captain comes with its perks obviously

Paine looks a real Pants man.

 

[Bazal]

Is anyone surprised Painey's missus is a looker?

I'd give a testicle to look like that man. Rather than looking like a testicle.

 

[strider]

Well genes run in the family - I thought it was his sister ... he's tasmainian isnt he?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Wtf is this merkin doing?!

 

[strider]

that why you are only peoples second favourite team you lucky westies

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Never in doubt

 

[strider]

Never in doubt

Except the bit where it looked a bit doubtful

 

[Bazal]

Except the bit where it looked a bit doubtful

Mate, the westies were always going to win. Right from ball one, the westies were gonna come out on top

 

[strider]

Since when have the ashes only been 4 tests? ... what have we got against the gabba?

 

[Noise]

Since when have the ashes only been 4 tests? ... what have we got against the gabba?

I think we have an ashes vs Sri Lanka game coming up at the Gabba

 

[Bazal]

I think we have an ashes vs Sri Lanka game coming up at the Gabba

The Gabba and Canberra!

 

[strider]

Ahhhh .... the more ashes the better

 

[strider]

Punter is giving the aussies what-not ... and rightly so - put a bit of thought into it merkins

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

No wonder Darren Lehmann is so nervous when his son bats. Useless merkin.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Feel the wrath of Khan!

 

[Bazal]

Feel the wrath of Khan!

He's the best.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

He's the best.

I can't believe they have him batting below Ratface.

 

[strider]

I fear these ashes might be slipping away

 

[Bazal]

I fear these ashes might be slipping away

I've already burnt the bails...

Next I'm thinking I might burn the selectors