I Dont' Like Cricket, Oh No, I Love it, Yeah

[strider]

payne is a funny merkin

his "I know he's your captain, but surely you can't like him" was gold

they played audio of him simply talking to one of the indian batsmen the other day ... he was telling him how nice hobart is and asked him if he would come donw and babysit his kids while he and his mrs went to the movies .... i didn't know whether to laugh or wtf

 

[Bazal]

payne is a funny merkin

his "I know he's your captain, but surely you can't like him" was gold

they played audio of him simply talking to one of the indian batsmen the other day ... he was telling him how nice hobart is and asked him if he would come donw and babysit his kids while he and his mrs went to the movies .... i didn't know whether to laugh or wtf

That's proper sledging.

He's just trying to get in his head, not outright abuse the bloke.

 

[TheParraboy]

payne is a funny merkin

his "I know he's your captain, but surely you can't like him" was gold

they played audio of him simply talking to one of the indian batsmen the other day ... he was telling him how nice hobart is and asked him if he would come donw and babysit his kids while he and his mrs went to the movies .... i didn't know whether to laugh or wtf

In addition to that

Paine was sledging Pant their keeper. The Indian ODI squad was announced a day or two before (we play them in 3 x ODI after Sydney test) and Pant was dropped, they recalled old man Dhoni. So Paines sledge started with that. That he is not in the Indian side he should come and play for the Hurricanes, come to Hobart, yadi yada.....

 

[Eelogical]

payne is a funny merkin

his "I know he's your captain, but surely you can't like him" was gold

they played audio of him simply talking to one of the indian batsmen the other day ... he was telling him how nice hobart is and asked him if he would come donw and babysit his kids while he and his mrs went to the movies .... i didn't know whether to laugh or wtf

He's 34 and as captain, will be under ever increasing pressure soon enough. The rest of the order before him too must be under extra scrutiny. They are the Parra of world cricket.

 

[strider]

In addition to that

Paine was sledging Pant their keeper. The Indian ODI squad was announced a day or two before (we play them in 3 x ODI after Sydney test) and Pant was dropped, they recalled old man Dhoni. So Paines sledge started with that. That he is not in the Indian side he should come and play for the Hurricanes, come to Hobart, yadi yada.....

Ohhhh i misseed how they came to be talking about hobart ... lol .... when i say talking there was only one talker

 

[84 Baby]

That's proper sledging.

He's just trying to get in his head, not outright abuse the bloke.

Unlike Kohli who was calling Paine fat or some unimaginative shit. He’s the chiefy of cricketers

 

[Bazal]

Unlike Kohli who was calling Paine fat or some unimaginative shit. He’s the chiefy of cricketers

More like El D.

Made himself laugh one time by calling Paine a temporary captain, so now that's all he ever says

 

[Eelogical]

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Wattsanity!!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Goddamnit. Pretty good catch to end Wattsanity.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Well it looks like my favourite team is gonna lose. But my second favourite team is gonna win!!

 

[Bazal]

My helmet is well and truly polished in support of the Strikers

 

[strider]

Thunder need to do more polishing

 

[Bazal]

Lynnsanity!

The original is still the best!

 

[strider]

oh ffs ... i missed it .... oh its against the toffs - f**k you lynnsanity

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

f**k! We've waited so long and I missed it too. Might jump on Kayo to see a bit.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

The Bryantsanity is pretty good, especially at 2x speed.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

How the hell is Lynn not even getting a mention for our godawful test team?!

 

[Bazal]

How the hell is Lynn not even getting a mention for our godawful test team?!

He doesn't even play Shield cricket anymore, because if he played more than 2 hours of cricket he would dissolve.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

He doesn't even play Shield cricket anymore, because if he played more than 2 hours of cricket he would dissolve.

What does he do then when the bbl isn't on? T20 mercenary?