I Dont' Like Cricket, Oh No, I Love it, Yeah

[Twizzle]

Surely Warner can’t last
His retirement announcement at end of the Aussie summer was to put pressure on selectors to give him that time … I reckon it’s time to go now …. who’s our NIL
Opener … Renshaw ??

Head can open, Green will be fit for the next test.

If the Bison goes big again tonight, it will be very hard to drop him.

 

[Noise]

I reckon we are in a bit of trouble and need to score 350 this innings. Head and Marsh both need to go large. I’d also take 3 days of rain.

 

[Gazzamatta]

Stokes remains the danger. Root is due as well. Yeah I agree The Poms have their noses in front. Ali getting 2 wickest is absolute rubbish.

 

[Gazzamatta]

Dont forget to watch The Girls early tomorrow morning. 2.30am I think.

 

[King-Gutho94]

Fire warner into a cannon and send him to the sunset please.

Put everyone out of there misery.

 

[hineyrulz]

Cummins tactics are woeful.

 

[Twizzle]

its anyone's game

 

[hineyrulz]

its anyone's game

Not with our lousy negative tactics.

 

[Twizzle]

yeah, now would be the time to pitch the ball up and just f**king win the game

I don't get the short bowling to Stokes, he feasts on short balls

 

[hineyrulz]

yeah, now would be the time to pitch the ball up and just f**king win the game

I don't get the short bowling to Stokes, he feasts on short balls

But they aren’t even that short, halfway up the wicket trash. Especially on these pissy small grounds.

 

[Eelectrica]

Our short pitched bowling might as well come with a giant neon sign saying ‘Hit me’

 

[Sensei Cobra]

50 to get and everyone’s on the boundary?!

 

[the phantom menace]

This partnership has wrecked us.

 

[the phantom menace]

I haven't been following the cricket that closely... who the f**k is this bespectacled kid coming in to bowl? Is he from the development team...

 

[the phantom menace]

6 off that over... f**k the Harry Potter lookalike spinner off again.

 

[the phantom menace]

They almost f**ked that catch up!

Cummins called it, and Starc nearly knocked him over...

 

[the phantom menace]

3 more wickets, with some bunnies now hopefully in the mix.

 

[the phantom menace]

And they hit 8 off that Cummins over, and we're looking really f**ked.

 

[the phantom menace]

Oh well.

 

[King-Gutho94]

Good news is I will be at the Manchester test and we haven't lost when I have attended an ashes test match in UK.

2 games 1 win and 1 draw in 2019.

I will be wearing my Parra Jersey as well both days. So will be the random Eels fan in the crowd