I Dont' Like Cricket, Oh No, I Love it, Yeah

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I remember playing a previous T20 maybe two years ago, one of our boys hit Spastic for four back to back and he storms down the wicket and goes "f**k you mate, I'll be in the f**king Big Bash next season so watch out..." Decent enough cricketer (better than Ryan Gibson lol) but my god he's a special kind of f**kwit

Yes, he's a complete f**kstick.

 

[Bazal]

Sounds like a quality opening duo. I think Bazal’s concussion may have affected his analysis of these two dynamos

Edit: I much prefer your names for said pacemen

Neither opened for the ACT tbh. At the time that'd be Nick Winter (who has a BBL deal with someone, Renegades maybe?) and some other merkin from Queanbeyan I think.

Winter is a decent bloke though, definitely wouldn't be going around bouncing blokes who don't play first grade

 

[Bazal]

Yes, he's a complete f**kstick.

Grade cricket experience?

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Grade cricket experience?

No, too old. Played a few games of indoor against him when he was younger.

I'm of the same generation as f**kwits like Wayne Holdsworth, who had no qualms about bouncing anyone, in any grade, in any context (e.g. in the nets, while two different bowlers are running in to bowl at the same batsman).

 

[Bazal]

No, too old. Played a few games of indoor against him when he was younger.

I'm of the same generation as f**kwits like Wayne Holdsworth, who had no qualms about bouncing anyone, in any grade, in any context (e.g. in the nets, while two different bowlers are running in to bowl at the same batsman).

Haha that's f**ked.

I've moved back into City Suburban these days, I'm never getting back to first grade and I can't justify paying the grade fees just so I can play pretty much the same kind of level I do in CCSCA anyway.

I actually don't mind being bounced by guys like that, my best mate was a first grader for ANU and then for Norths in Brisbane when he moved up there and is quicker than either of the two f**kwits I mentioned, so I can survive it even if I don't always score. Problem with DuckF**ker for someone like me isn't so much his pace, it's that he ambles in like a plodder and then has this weird fast action so he's on you quicker than you think

 

[T.S Quint]

Did Joe Root f**k Happy MEel's missus or something?

 

[hineyrulz]

Did Joe Root f**k Happy MEel's missus or something?

No wonder Noise didn’t show up on day 5

 

[Twizzle]

The One Day Ashes are on

 

[strider]

Bloody drop in pitches ... we could have batted for 3 days if they hadnt made us only bat for 50 overs

 

[strider]

Where was this when you were playing for the toffs ... merkin

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Lol. He's killing it.

 

[strider]

He's gone to sleep now ... he must have looked down n saw the pink on his shirt n thought he was back playing for the toffs

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

What's with all the graphics like neon signs? And man T20 makes this version look boring.

 

[Happy MEel]

White truly is one of the most overrated cricketers in this country.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Getting smashed again. And these new graphics are hard to read.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I mean Australia is getting smashed.

 

[strider]

I mean Australia is getting smashed.

Good clarification

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

If only we had Spacker and the Duckman.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

The ninjas are coming back!! They're yanks but still, ninjas!!

 

[strider]

Do the yank ninjas finish it?