I Dont' Like Cricket, Oh No, I Love it, Yeah

[hineyrulz]

Funny enough, the other day I trawled through this forum and picked out 10 of your puns posted around here over the last year or so... I showed them to my former English teacher and asked if he'd rate any of them as clever enough to make his all time favourite puns list....

But no pun in ten did.....

Sorry looser...

Good one Pete.

 

[strider]

this place is turning into a pete fest

 

[Twizzle]

fun watching Starc belt the saffas over the fence and what more can be said about Levers, I think we have the new goat

 

[Basil Brush]

So I made the wide decision to get some sleep at the tea break last night after watching the whole 1st day.

Maybe i should stop watching altogether.

However, catching a replay this morning, how good was our bowling (i.e. use of reverse swing)?

That stuff is unplayable for the very good batsmen, so their tail had no hope.

A quick 250 runs tonight and then we are almost as good as 1-0 up.

However we were also up 1-0 in India, dominating the 1st test, and that didn't end so well.

India are a lot better at home though (especially with their pitch doctoring) than the Saffas are.

 

[strider]

So I made the wide decision to get some sleep at the tea break last night after watching the whole 1st day.

Maybe i should stop watching altogether.

However, catching a replay this morning, how good was our bowling (i.e. use of reverse swing)?

That stuff is unplayable for the very good batsmen, so their tail had no hope.

A quick 250 runs tonight and then we are almost as good as 1-0 up.

However we were also up 1-0 in India, dominating the 1st test, and that didn't end so well.

India are a lot better at home though (especially with their pitch doctoring) than the Saffas are.

FFS dont go calling it won early ... if we collapse it will be all on you

 

[TheParraboy]

Yeah Basil dont jinx them

But I must say, I agree with everything you said

 

[TheParraboy]

Ashes in South Africa ??? Really

What about the Quiney- Botha cup????

 

[Basil Brush]

FFS dont go calling it won early ... if we collapse it will be all on you

We are fine.

If we lose from here, i will eat Gary Gutfuls replacement penis

 

[Basil Brush]

Ashes in South Africa ??? Really

What about the Quiney- Botha cup????

You have "staff member" in your title (whatever that means)

You can fix it.

 

[hineyrulz]

402 run lead, you'd hope thats enough.

 

[Twizzle]

on this pitch is should be plenty

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

402 run lead, you'd hope thats enough.

Yeh, but it might get dark at noon.

 

[TheParraboy]

You have "staff member" in your title (whatever that means)

You can fix it.

Thinking of changing it to The Mitch Marsh levers thread?

 

[TheParraboy]

402 run lead, you'd hope thats enough.

Way plenty

Can’t see them getting over 390..

Anyhow we may pile on another massive 5-10 runs today, that will end them for sure...

 

[Bazal]

Ashes in South Africa ??? Really

What about the Quiney- Botha cup????

I prefer the Lewis-Boje Trophy

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Jesus Christ. Will Puckovski felled by a bouncer from......Sean Abbott.

Down for a while and eventually left field under his own steam.

 

[Bazal]

Jesus Christ. Will Puckovski felled by a bouncer from......Sean Abbott.

Down for a while and eventually left field under his own steam.

I saw that...awful

 

[hineyrulz]

Gee poor Abbott wouldn’t be feeling too good atm either.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Gee poor Abbott wouldn’t be feeling too good atm either.

Well, at least he's still bowling.

 

[Twizzle]

geez that must play on Abbott's mind