"I don't want to ruin the friendship"

[Dani]

Just came across this.....

A Frankston girl was involved in a serious crash, and there's blood
everywhere.
The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car til she's lying flat out on the road.
Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."
Sharon: "Ok."
Medic: "How many fingers have I got up?"
Sharon: "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!"

:lol:

:lol: I'll pay that.

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

Frankston is the Druitt of the south, correct?

 

[Dani]

Correct.

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

noice!

i saw 3 teen mums today at Druitt, all gave me dirtys

 

[Twizzle]

Frankston is a much nicer place than Mt Druitt

 

[Dani]

Yeah, Frankston has those syringe filled beaches over Mt Druitt.

 

[God-King Dean]

noice!

i saw 3 teen mums today at Druitt, all gave me dirtys

" So... is there any treads left on the tyres or at this point would it be like throwing a sausage down a hallway ? "

 

[Eelementary]

who's paying for the airfare? :lol:

That'd be me. I'm a rich bitch.

 

[Dani]

Gong all that way just for secks?

Probably ain't worth it. :lol: :sarcasm:

 

[God-King Dean]

Gong all that way just for secks?

Probably ain't worth it. :lol: :sarcasm:

It's all about The Roots.

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

From Entourage;

Walsh: "Show me the girl who wants to be friends, and I'll show you the guy who's f**king her"

 

[Jobdog]

:lol: too true

 

[LESStar58]

:lol: I'll pay that.

told that joke to my boss today. He laughed and told me I'd outdone myself! Noice!

 

[Eelementary]

Gong all that way just for secks?

Probably ain't worth it. :lol: :sarcasm:

When is it ever not worth it?

 

[Dani]

You'd be surprised...

 

[Eelementary]

I like surprises.

 

[Dani]

I don't.

 

[Eelementary]

How come?

 

[Dani]

Just don't.

 

[Eelementary]

Fair enough.

And I wasn't being pushy. I was making conversation. Honest.