haw haw haw.
Forget the condo tiglets, go the giant ugg-boot, the greatest tourist attraction in Sydney.
In years to come, no pictures of the bridge or opera house as symbols of Australia, no way.
People will only recognise our fair land when they see the Tigpies giant ugg-boot.
And a lot easier to get passed by those tree-hugging molly moofs on the council.
Hark, I can see the tigpies protestors placards tonight:
"Save the demolishers!"
"Land rights for plumbers and plasterers!"
"No light commercial use!"
"Jackhammer Pride"!
haw haw haw.