if you were in prison, what would you be like?

[booeycollector]

I would get my old man to knock me up a pair of steel underpants before I went in.

 

[Beaussie]

I'd be pretty much like Queen Bea from Prisioner. Top Dog without a doubt.

 

[ucantseeme]

i heard Brazilian prisons are the worst, there are no cells, its like this giant warehouse and all the prisoners are together on the warehouse floor and the guards look down from a catwalk above, the crims use corrugated iron and bits to make partitions and such, for a bit of privacy. Apparently gang rape and buttock stabbing are the order of the day in Brazil.

 

[Mr Angry]

I'd be the guy you try and stay away from.

 

[Andy]

oohh... the big 300 pound homo by the name of butch??

 

[Mr Angry]

No the strange weedy guy who learnt his skills in prison, the guy even bubba stay's clear of.

 

[Andy]

skills? I wouldn't call ass rape a skill :lol:

 

[Ron Jeremy]

I've never been to a jail nor do i ever wan't to even for visiting, i'm currently living near probably the worst jail in Australia, i wave to Ivan every morning :lol: