I'm gonna be rich, suckers!!

[I'm a loser baby...]

All is not lost. I still have the outright multi. Just need the Raiders, Penruff, NZ and Tigers to finish it off. As good as won.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

So does that mean we dont cheers for us to get smashed now

Yeah. Just cheer for us to be beaten by any score.

 

[strider]

What a bunch of f**kwits

I am devastated

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I am devastated

Me too. Who'd have thought that picking the margins for just eight games would be so difficult

 

[Gary Gutful]

Harder to pick than a broken hooter.

 

[strider]

So f**kin canberra werent ever good enough to put 13 on us ,... imagine if that was all that cost you millions - just 1 pt

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

So f**kin canberra werent ever good enough to put 13 on us ,... imagine if that was all that cost you millions - just 1 pt

It'd be more than a bit annoying. Probably annoying enough to develop a serious gambling problem chasing the lost millions.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

And now Penrith are gonna stop me getting even a little bit rich!!

 

[strider]

Cmon ruff!

 

[Swiftstylez]

Load up on eels for the spoon

 

[Gary Gutful]

Patrick Reed penised me in the Houston Open. Didn't even make the cut.

More $$$ down the shitter.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Don't give up.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Don't worry. I'm not going to start doing something stupid like 'Gamble Responsibly'. I figure that's Reed's way of telling me he is tuning up nicely for the Masters next week.

Long story short I just rang UBET and asked if I could put $10K on Reed to win the masters by more than 10 shots. They said "No problems. Which account Kieran?".

 

[strider]

But you told us the other merkin was good for the masters ... you arent dudding us are you gary?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Of course I am.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

OK guys, it's desperation time. Surely one of you has an idea to make us all rich, without the effort that is usually required? I'm wasting away on instant noodles here.

 

[Bazal]

Are any of you merkins rich yet?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Are any of you merkins rich yet?

I think that's a very personal question.

 

[The EELiminator]

OK guys, it's desperation time. Surely one of you has an idea to make us all rich, without the effort that is usually required? I'm wasting away on instant noodles here.

my first tip would be get your financial advice from somewhere else lol

 

[Gary Gutful]

I'm rich in the pants, but otherwise quite poor.