Jarryd Hayne - Make him an Eel for Life

[Chipmunk]

With the Knights signing Hymel Hunt today they probably have no need for Jennings (and picked up an arguably better player for half what Jennings would cost).

Probably leaves us with French to the dogs being the only thing that gets Hayne into our squad

Half? Try a quarter.

 

[Dibs]

Quote by Mick

Dibs is a huge pissant and hugged far to many nutz in his day

Quote by Mick
“I live inside Hindy111’s head or he in mine, neither of us is sure anymore. There are others in here as well, will somebody please help us”

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Half? Try a quarter.

You're worried he might wig out?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Quote by Mick
“I live inside Hindy111’s head or he in mine, neither of us is sure anymore. There are others in here as well, will somebody please help us”

Maybe. Is there one of you that doesn't have a Gould fixation?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Look forward to Mick coming through with the goods today.

 

[hindy111]

Look forward to Mick coming through with the goods today.

It is a very exciting day gor the club and Mick

 

[Gary Gutful]

Don’t shit the bed Mick!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

This is more exciting than waiting for Santa Claus, after he's told you to meet him in the toilets!

 

[84 Baby]

Did Mick say what time? I can't remember but I need to know so I don't over chill my champagne

 

[hineyrulz]

This is almost as good as Twiz’s big announcement thread.

 

[hindy111]

Did Mick say what time? I can't remember but I need to know so I don't over chill my champagne

Just talked to Mick...
Internet is down at Parra headquarters causing HUGE delays. Lets hope this doesnt scuffer all the deals.
Just our luck really. f**k it

 

[Avenger]

The whole saga whenever he is off contract makes me want to vomit in my mouth.

Can you imagine the presser if he signed for another team and the distraction it would cause for that team. This is why I think there is no offers from other clubs as they simply do not want to be involved in the circus.

We are at least used to it.

 

[84 Baby]

Just talked to Mick...
Internet is down at Parra headquarters causing HUGE delays. Lets hope this doesnt scuffer all the deals.
Just our luck really. f**k it

Wow that's unlucky that no one at the club thought to print or even just have a downloaded copy of the contract that Jarryd would have presumably signed at least back when Mick originally informed you of the announcement.
Or is Mick saying that Jarryd has a clause that allows him to back out of contract if the club's internet goes down? Actually you said all deals. Well we could have a lot more top 30 spots to fill by the end of the day then

 

[hineyrulz]

I’m no detective or anything but something is telling me Mick is full of Feaces.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Wow that's unlucky that no one at the club thought to print or even just have a downloaded copy of the contract that Jarryd would have presumably signed at least back when Mick originally informed you of the announcement.
Or is Mick saying that Jarryd has a clause that allows him to back out of contract if the club's internet goes down? Actually you said all deals. Well we could have a lot more top 30 spots to fill by the end of the day then

That does sound a bit like the Foran contract...

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Just talked to Mick...
Internet is down at Parra headquarters causing HUGE delays. Lets hope this doesnt scuffer all the deals.
Just our luck really. f**k it

*buffer

 

[emjaycee]

Wow that's unlucky that no one at the club thought to print or even just have a downloaded copy of the contract that Jarryd would have presumably signed at least back when Mick originally informed you of the announcement.
Or is Mick saying that Jarryd has a clause that allows him to back out of contract if the club's internet goes down? Actually you said all deals. Well we could have a lot more top 30 spots to fill by the end of the day then

Of course Jarryds contract has an internet access clause.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Of course Jarryds contract has an internet access clause.

 

[84 Baby]

Of course Jarryds contract has an internet access clause.

It does seem like a reasonable clause to have in a playing contract that has zero office work component

 

[84 Baby]

I’m no detective or anything but something is telling me Mick is full of Feaces.

That would infer that Mick is real. I think he is an ice induced psychotic hallucination