Jarryd Hayne - Make him an Eel for Life

[eels_fan]

The dragons unofficial insta page “dragons bus” just made a post with the hashtag #hayneisonthebus

 

[Happy MEel]

Let’s hope they’re as clueless over there as we are over here because we can’t go into 2019 with French as our first choice fullback.

 

[hineyrulz]

Let’s hope they’re as clueless over there as we are over here because we can’t go into 2019 with French as our first choice fullback.

You do know what club this is right??? We went into a game with Will smith the dummy half.


Don’t worry BA has it all sorted, we just needed to hug each other a little more. A few posters on here are a chance for the top 30 next season........

 

[hineyrulz]

Johnny Dogshit

*Sips Dogshit.

 

[Twizzle]

I've never had to add a word to the word filter before using the incorrect spelling. Speaks volumes.

 

[Gary Gutful]

The dragons unofficial insta page “dragons bus” just made a post with the hashtag #hayneisonthebus

I saw the same thing on the Venga Bus instagram page.

 

[ImTheMan]

Dear Diary,

The lastest news on Hayne is that he is choosing between French Rugby and the Eels. Please don't leave me Hayne, I need you in my life.

*Sips whiskies*

Cheers

 

[Gary Gutful]

How can you sip more than one w.hiskey at a time?

I call bullshit (or should I say dogshit?).

 

[ImTheMan]

How can you sip more than one w.hiskey at a time?

I call bullshit (or should I say dogshit?).

The same way it is possible to suck or sip on more than one of anything at once. Let your imagination whisk(y) you away!
*Sips whiskies*
Cheers

 

[Gary Gutful]

Maybe it’s a blended w.hiskey?

 

[ImTheMan]

Maybe it’s a blended w.hiskey?

Mmm tell me more, I'd sure like a "gutful" of that delicious liquid straight from the barrel

 

[T-Boon]

I have looked at our squad for 2019 and Hayne is best off getting what ever he can from French Rugby. It is a very weak looking squad and best we can hope for is to start building for the 2020's.

 

[T-Boon]

$50k too much but I do like the second year option in our favour. Take it or leave it Headline Boy.

Another good nickname would be "90 percent of our line breaks boy".

 

[ImTheMan]

I have looked at our squad for 2019 and Hayne is best off getting what ever he can from French Rugby. It is a very weak looking squad and best we can hope for is to start building for the 2020's.

Why start there? Rebuild until the 30's and imagine how terrorising the Eels could be. Just keep resigning Pritchard, Mannah and Jennings and bring back Edwards in 2025 and make the Eels great again in 2030!

*Sips straight from Gary's home brew*
Cheers

 

[ImTheMan]

Another good nickname would be "90 percent of our line breaks boy".

Not hard to be 9 out of 10

 

[Gary Gutful]

Mmm tell me more, I'd sure like a "gutful" of that delicious liquid straight from the barrel

Join the queue.

 

[Gary Gutful]

*Sips straight from Gary's home brew*

If you end up going blind I will deny everything.

 

[Eelogical]

Mmm tell me more, I'd sure like a "gutful" of that delicious liquid straight from the barrel

Is that a euphemism?

 

[Gronk]

 

[Soren Lorenson]

Still funny. We're all slow learners.