News Jarryd Hayne sexual assault trials

[jack059]

BREAKING NEWS!

All charges dropped-it was that time of the month.

 

[T-Boon]

Naturally.

But the issues that have been leaked to the media tell me Hayne can successfully defend an allegation of aggravated sexual assault.

Well you look nerdy smart so this make me feel a lot better.

 

[Fire]

Well you look nerdy smart so this make me feel a lot better.

Okie dokes.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

What about merkinbiter?

Merkinmuncher sounds better

 

[T-Boon]

Who from the prosecution is upset about bail? Police vs police?

Senior merkinstable Paul Kent.

 

[TheFrog]

Not sure it can given the alleged events have taken place after the event in question.

Not for a minute suggesting he's guilty, but if he's a guest of Her Majesty he's not going to be able to appear in a courtroom in San Jose to defend himself.

 

[TheFrog]

My Christ, lol wtf was he doing? Cannibalising her? Poor lad just needs some coaching in the art of sucking a peach.

This is Jarryd Hayne. He was a celebrity round Parramatta way before he was old enough to vote. He's rising 31 now. If he hadn't learnt how to suck a peach by the time he was 19, with what he'd have had access to, there is more to it.

 

[OldPanther]

BREAKING NEWS!

All charges dropped-it was that time of the month.

Yeah Hayne gets emotional when asked to train once a month.

 

[Timmah]

Not for a minute suggesting he's guilty, but if he's a guest of Her Majesty he's not going to be able to appear in a courtroom in San Jose to defend himself.

Never heard of video link?

 

[TheFrog]

Never heard of video link?

I have, but how are they going to make him pay? After all, the only reason Lodge is paying is because the NRL demands it. Jarryd may not have that problem to worry about.

May be one for someone versed in matters of law, such as Mr Fire, as to whether someone already in jail can be made to give evidence by video in a civil matter overseas.

 

[Timmah]

I have, but how are they going to make him pay? After all, the only reason Lodge is paying is because the NRL demands it. Jarryd may not have that problem to worry about.

You're going way down a rabbit hole that assumes and speculates too much for my liking.

 

[Albert Rosenfeld]

Jarryd Hayne's career is over in the NRL, regardless of the court's decisions.

 

[Disinterested third party]

He can always join the amoral vacuum that is French union.

 

[mave]

Hayne is simply living the dream.

 

[Last Week]

For realz can i change my username to Wazntrain

bestposterwazn

 

[Life's Good]

My Christ, lol wtf was he doing? Cannibalising her? Poor lad just needs some coaching in the art of sucking a peach.

 

[T-Boon]

He can always join the amoral vacuum that is French union.

He would need to get his bail conditions changed but that is doable. Firstly I bet it is reduced to reporting once a week on the 10th of August.

 

[Annyong]

Jarryd Hayne's career is over in the NRL, regardless of the court's decisions.

You don’t know. He’ll have a roosters jersey on before you know it.

 

[Knight76]

You don’t know. He’ll have a roosters jersey on before you know it.

I've always said we need more male cheerleaders. I support his new dream.

 

[Wizardman]

Lets play picture clues. Who is this nrl player?