Jubilee Avenue Tipping Comp and super prize

[Dave Q]

wow

that was fantastic.

You are the best Dave

Not the most enthusiastic of accolades but I'll take it.

LU Round Winner Schedule

1. Dave Q is pleased to announce that a press conference will be held this afternoon at 5.00pm.

Regrettably, no questions will taken from the floor. You can post them here.

2. A Dave Q LU Round winner merchandising workshop will commence at 7.00pm.

Viewers with ideas can PM them in. No condoms or sex toy ideas thanks.

3. Festivities for the day will cease with a private dinner at 9.00pm at home.

More breaking news as it comes to hand.

It has been rumoured that a home video of me making those tips is doing the rounds. That is false. It is not me.

The official licenced DVD will out in June. Dont be ripped off!

 

[The Preacher]

By the sound of things, Dave, something has already "come to hand" for you.

Now stop it.

 

[Dave Q]

By the sound of things, Dave, something has already "come to hand" for you.

Now stop it.

Stop Press:-

Special "non-LU round winner counselling workshops" may be held tomorrow.

The good news for Saints is that I have had a change of heart and I now think youse will beat the Roosters tomorrow.

Wheres the "clean sweep" sticky?

I say "Sing when youre winning lads for you may not win again."

 

[gregstar]

dave - you weren't indulging in wanton post-editting without permission were you?

 

[Dave Q]

dave - you weren't indulging in wanton post-editting without permission were you?

Its not commonly known, but us "Clean Sweepers" have certain temporary priviliges.

But the answer is "no" I would never stoop to such a low act.

I can see the reason for your query, but I put it down to some kind of "ghost in the machine".

I honestly do not know how those stray words got there.

I am as concerned about it as you are and I will be raising it with Jubilee Avenue Tipping Comp management as soon as I can.

Of course, I have a full schedule at the moment.

And I am waiting for the results of my performance-enhancing drug tests.

BTW I have received several orders for the luckydippers.

If you know a kid who wants an autograph, pm me and I will try to oblige.

My agent has told me that we are a having a Clean Sweep fan day sometime in June, I'll try to squeeze him/her in.

Will have to bring own guernsey for me to sign or s/he can buy one on the day. Framed is extra.

 

[gregstar]

mods! assault this trouser louse!

 

[Willow]

Yep. Sprung! You're not supposed to do that Dave.

 

[The Preacher]

Dave, you're a naughty boy. ( f**ked if I know what you've done, but you're still naughty)

As punishment, I think Willow should do your tips for two weeks and you buy every Dragons forum member, that is at the next Dragons v Souths game, their first beer of the day (At the ground).

Sounds fair to me.

 

[Willow]

I thought I'd go for a pattern effect this time. Tipping in zig zag formation... similar to how the defensive lines will look on Wednesday arvo...

Sydney Roosters v St George Illawarra Dragons
Brisbane Broncos v Melbourne Storm
Canterbury Bulldogs v Wests Tigers
Penrith Panthers v Canberra Raiders
North Qld Cowboys v Manly - Warringah Sea Eagles
South Sydney Rabbitohs v New Zealand Warriors
Gold Coast Titans v Parramatta Eels
Newcastle Knights v Cronulla Sutherland Sharks

Hey, its as good a system as any.

 

[Dave Q]

I deny the charges.

I have provided my explanation to the best of my recollection.

There is no proof that I did the act for which I am accused.

I plead the fifth (whatever that is).

I have tried to be gracious and honourable about my recent success and everyone wants to knock me down.

Tall poppy syndrome.

I thought people would support me for the publicity I brought to the comp, but no, everyone still hates me as usual.

Its hard to be a talent these days, nobody understands.

Ask Wilbo.

 

[Dave Q]

Dave, you're a naughty boy. ( f**ked if I know what you've done, but you're still naughty)

As punishment, I think Willow should do your tips for two weeks and you buy every Dragons forum member, that is at the next Dragons v Souths game, their first beer of the day (At the ground).

Sounds fair to me.

Summary execution sounds fugging fair to you!

 

[The Preacher]

If I get a schooner out of it I can easily turn the collar around to the more orthodox way of wearing a shirt and say, " Such is Life", as you swing from the branch.

 

[Dave Q]

Wilbo and I lead very lonely lives.

Alone in a sea of mediocracy.

People just want to use us for their own evil purposes.

Gregstar- the rogue forum copper.

At least hes now unmasked to the world.

Success has its price people.

 

[The Preacher]

Ray Price, Steven Price, Wacka Price, they're all price people.

 

[Dave Q]

Press Confererence:

How do you feel Dave Q?

Terrific actually...

Has your life changed?

Immeasurably.

 

[Father Ted]

Press Confererence:

How do you feel Dave Q?

Terrific actually...

Has your life changed?

Immeasurably.

Thank God Dave ! You don't know how much we worry .

 

[Dave Q]

Thank God Dave ! You don't know how much we worry .

Its been tough father, our mod and leader over at the souths forum, Spiltmilk, hasnt been sighted since last night.

But the souths forum lads have been pleased Ive been showing you lot the way with the 'perfect round'.

Spreading some Rabbitoh cheer and goodwill across cyberspace, thats my goal.

If I may indulge:

"When speaking of the champions one stands above the rest"

Thats the first line of our anthemn. I hope you all make the rabbitohs your second team.

And on a more serious note, I dedicate this perfect round to the young lives we have seen lost recently ( in the media).

Beautiful young women in their prime of their lives. Terrible tragedy.

And if people are depressed or feeling especially lonely, for fugs sake get help. Dont sit there and worry on your own.

I see that I have won a prize, and I'd like to thank the people at Goodscore. com. and League Unlimited.

If people havent visited Goodscore, check it out.

I am also proud to have represented you guys -its a win for our comp not just me.

 

[gregstar]

dave i get the impression you get along with your mirror.

 

[Dave Q]

dave i get the impression you get along with your mirror.

This is all your fault anyway.

Reap what thee has sown.

Look Ive tipped the Saints tomorrow.

Dont say I am not generous.

 

[Father Ted]

This is all your fault anyway.

Reap what thee has sown.

Look Ive tipped the Saints tomorrow.

Dont say I am not generous.

Very kind of you Dave . And it is nice seeing South's kicking superleague arse .