Jubilee Avenue Tipping Comp and super prize

[gregstar]

yep.

the side on crutches got rolled by the side in a wheel chair.


the only thing worse was having to sit through it & convince myself they were first-graders.

 

[Father Ted]

I'd say your role in life was to greet aliens, should they so arrive.

According to R2K and the brotherhood that will almost certainly be at Kogarah after a regular home match.

"Fwarrrp"

"Blueeeerrrrp"

"Praaaarrrk"

And with that father, you will have just stitched up a deal for earth to host Planet of Origin and signed Nathan Hindmarsh for the Saints all at the same time.

OK. Welcome to Earth you creature from another world you ! Most of the (Illegal) Aliens I've met wear red and green .

 

[Dave Q]

OK. Welcome to Earth you creature from another world you ! Most of the (Illegal) Aliens I've met wear red and green .

Theres not much spiritual guidance I can provide after last nights matches.

When the broncs take a penalty goal to get a score up and then the ref gives one side the game on a plate (probably felt more sorry for the saints).

Bwraawwk!

Gwarrrrrrk!

Stromwerrrk!

The aliens want to know where you get your comedy material from, they think its so dead, they can use it to kill us earthlings before one of their players eats the earth for half time nourishment in a million years ( they dont like too many carbon emissions).

Did I ever tell you the one about the waiter, Doust and the axalotal?

Hmm, maybe some another time.

 

[Dragon_psa]

:lol: we won't be level after this round psa!

Got me by 1! Bastard! :lol:

 

[Willow]

Jubilee Avenue Leaderboard

Position User Name Score

1 revesby boy 86
2 lhall_6 84
3 wilbosaint 83
4 gippsy 82
5 mighty_maroons 80
5 Toa Stick 80
7 EA 78
8 blondy 76
8 DPG 76
8 gregstar 76
11 whitee 74
11 Godz Illa 74
11 Dragon_psa 74
14 Ponsonby 72
14 Fabs 72
14 Brightez 72
17 RufusRex 71
18 melzie8 68
19 Spidey76 66
19 R2K 66
19 Steel Dragon 66
19 Johnny Nitro and The Vipers 66
19 Stranger 66
24 Dragonheart666 64
24 Dragonheart659 64
24 murray23 64
24 eric_s5 64
24 Brendothejet 64
24 RedVDragon 64
24 Johnsy 64
31 Dave Q 63
32 rx7series8 62
32 Windy70 62
32 Thomas Kurtz 62
32 petetheileet 62
32 imasharkie 62
37 oggo 60
38 dragonfire 58
38 Dragon_86 58
40 stgill 56
40 Joe McGraw 56
40 Willow 56

 

[gregstar]

have a go at that cheating prick in 7th spot!!!!!!



:lol: :lol: :lol: at the chewy on 63 points!!!!!!

 

[gregstar]

Cronulla Sutherland Sharks v Brisbane Broncos
Manly - Warringah Sea Eagles v Parramatta Eels
Newcastle Knights v New Zealand Warriors
North Qld Cowboys v Penrith Panthers
South Sydney Rabbitohs v Canberra Raiders
Sydney Roosters v Gold Coast Titans
Wests Tigers v St George Illawarra Dragons
Melbourne Storm v Canterbury Bulldogs

 

[Dave Q]

have a go at that cheating prick in 7th spot!!!!!!



:lol: :lol: :lol: at the chewy on 63 points!!!!!!

Seems like both of us prominantly feature distorted muppets in our signatures.

Until you clean sweep Greggles, you are entirely unworthy to add any authoritative commentary on participants or their scores.

Just "tall poppy" syndrome.

Is it eating away at you? Good!

I myself call my 63 a "transition" stage.

Easily remedied over the course of the year.

Even if I beat Willow into last, I can say I had one grand round. A round of excellence when the whole of LU bowed at my feet in tipping deference. I have been to the top of the mountain and seen the world below!

And like a good rock and roller, I am living life in the fast lane in this comp.

Who wants to live forever?!

Um ah did I see Preacher Clean Sweep or my eyes, are they playing tricks on me?

 

[Dragon_psa]

Sharks
She Eagles
Knights
Cows
Bunnies
Tits
Saints
Storm

 

[Dave Q]

Donkeys

Seagulls

Worriers

Pamfa's

South Sydney

Breakers

Tiggers

Doggies

(grunt).

 

[Father Ted]

Did I ever tell you the one about the waiter, Doust and the axalotal?

Hmm, maybe some another time.

I'd rather hear about Rusty, the hotel worker and the mobile phone .

 

[Dave Q]

I'd rather hear about Rusty, the hotel worker and the mobile phone .

The concierge had it coming to him.

He didnt realisejust how important a person Rusty is.

You cant get good help anywhere these days father.

 

[Father Ted]

The concierge had it coming to him.

He didnt realisejust how important a person Rusty is.

You cant get good help anywhere these days father.

So true . We'd need a whole phone booth for our front office Dave .

 

[Dave Q]

Saw Rusty last night at the game.

He was on the sideline, watching the lads warm up from a respectful distance.

If we dont start winning soon, he'll be running the drills using the phone technique!

Unless of course, he wants to play half.

The drum squad is pretty good actually, I wasnt a big supporter, but I am now (that doesnt mean I am having sinful thoughts father).

The Panthers won, I tipped them, I demand a special achievement award!

 

[Father Ted]

Saw Rusty last night at the game.

He was on the sideline, watching the lads warm up from a respectful distance.

If we dont start winning soon, he'll be running the drills using the phone technique!

Unless of course, he wants to play half.

The drum squad is pretty good actually, I wasnt a big supporter, but I am now (that doesnt mean I am having sinful thoughts father).

The Panthers won, I tipped them, I demand a special achievement award!

Won't there be a trial process where your accused of the laughable crime of "not being a real supporter"?

 

[Dave Q]

I have met several accusations before of not being a 'true supporter' father.

My fault is the love of the game itself and my tolerance for difference.

If these are genuine crimes, then I plead "guilty".

But I was there last night beacuse I love Souths and I have the digital photographic images to prove it.

I got a couple of Rusty and the blonde female linesperson who took my respectful fancy in the flegg match (draw). She had nice flags father.

I also wore my "women in league" pink cap in support of her and all of the women who are dragged to matches against their will ( ie 90% of them).

I will have to send these to Willow under our "arrangement" if he does direct me to.

I was close to Hegs before the match and I told him to the "give the Raiders hell" for his 150th fg match. He gave me a short wry smile. He was pretty focused.

Did you hear that I got into trouble for frightening people off Jubilee Avenue?

I'm a strictly LU man now father. LU all the way. No Jubbly Andnude for this white duck.

If you want to see my ugly Souths side, visit my Junior Raiders rant.

"Ghouls" do verily suck. Thats my confession! I have unkind thoughts for bad winners!

Forgive me father!

 

[Willow]

Jubilee Avenue Leaderboard

1 revesby boy 96
2 lhall_6 90
3 wilbosaint 89
4 mighty_maroons 86
4 gippsy 86
4 EA 86
4 gregstar 86
8 Toa Stick 84
9 DPG 82
9 Godz Illa 82
9 Dragon_psa 82
12 blondy 80
12 Brightez 80
14 Ponsonby 78
14 R2K 78
14 whitee 78
14 Fabs 78
18 Stranger 76
19 RufusRex 75
20 melzie8 74
21 Dragonheart666 72
21 Dragonheart659 72
21 eric_s5 72
21 RedVDragon 72
21 Steel Dragon 72
21 Johnny Nitro and The Vipers 72
27 oggo 70
27 Spidey76 70
27 Thomas Kurtz 70
30 rx7series8 68
30 murray23 68
30 Brendothejet 68
30 Johnsy 68
34 Dave Q 67
35 Windy70 66
35 petetheileet 66
35 imasharkie 66
38 dragonfire 62
38 Dragon_86 62
40 stgill 60
40 Joe McGraw 60
40 Willow 60

 

[gregstar]

LOL!

willow's trying to lose & he's almost overtaken the pratt in 34th postition.

 

[Willow]

My secret is that I keep tipping Saints.

 

[gregstar]

My secret is that I keep tipping Saints.

:lol: remarkable coincidence.

i too owe my position to them!