Post lote depression, nrl success syndrome, a slip of a finger.
All reasonable excuses for my less than brilliant outing in Round One.
But its a long season.
Who else was brave enough to call Canberra or predict a draw?
I might be down, but I can still sing "I did it my way."
Its how you play that counts lads. We all know that in our hearts (violins).
Let me up gregstar, your shoes, they taste fugging awful. Like watching Melbourne in a grand final.
I'm going to call the Independent Commission Against Corruption re the admin mistakes!
All of us lads on 6 points, we deserve a 4 point surge for "negligent heartbreak" "pain and suffering"
Oh the pain, the pain!