Jubilee Avenue Tipping Comp and super prize

[The Preacher]

As to the latter:-

Relaxing in the bath, I was having a dream.

up and down! My fist was clenched and I was crying tears of joy.
SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK
It was an instantaneous reaction.
And thats why Mr Mirror is not my friend.

Was that the shaving cream for the Brazilian, Dave ??? :shock:

I'm told in floats in the bath.;-)

 

[Dave Q]

Was that the shaving cream for the Brazilian, Dave ??? :shock:

I'm told in floats in the bath.;-)

lol, there is plenty of opportunity for a few witty put downs and ownerships in that post!

Dont get me started on my season of glory in Union, from dogged breakaway to star half back to lonely winger-a long and steady decline! The Brett Kimmorley of the school 2nd XV! ( of 2 grades!). At least Drummoyne offered me a try out for an 7th or 8th grade possie. Thats the grade for the grandfathers although I was only 16 !! I declined the offer (no car) Nice to be noticed though.

I did play against a wallaby in a friendly. Naturally I kept as far away from him as I possibly could! It took about 8 of us to stop his progress (then he offloaded!)

 

[The Preacher]

:lol: I'd feel sorry for you Dave, but it's too f**king funny for me to stop laughing at your RU career. :lol:

 

[Dave Q]

:lol: I'd feel sorry for you Dave, but it's too f**king funny for me to stop laughing at your RU career. :lol:

Suffice to say, my contract was not renewed.

I didnt volunteer to play footy anyway, I was fugging forced to. But it was good for me!

 

[The Preacher]

Suffice to say, my contract was not renewed.

I didnt volunteer to play footy anyway, I was fugging forced to. But it was good for me!

:lol: Best leave it at that and let this thread return to its prescribed purpose :lol:

 

[Dave Q]

Footy sure has a short memory. You do your time and a few years down the track, no one remembers nothing.

This is what Joey has to look forward to. I can offer him some post-career guidance and counselling.

We dont want a second Reg Reagan.

Now back to business...

 

[gregstar]

Gold Coast Titans v Brisbane Broncos
Penrith Panthers v Parramatta Eels
St George Illawarra Dragons v Melbourne Storm
Canterbury Bulldogs v Manly - Warringah Sea Eagles
New Zealand Warriors v North Qld Cowboys
South Sydney Rabbitohs v Newcastle Knights
Wests Tigers v Cronulla Sutherland Sharks
Canberra Raiders v Sydney Roosters

 

[Steel Dragon]

Ive gone all home teams except Broncos

 

[Dave Q]

Gold Coast Titans v Brisbane Broncos
Penrith Panthers v Parramatta Eels
St George Illawarra Dragons v Melbourne Storm
Canterbury Bulldogs v Manly - Warringah Sea Eagles
New Zealand Warriors v North Qld Cowboys
South Sydney Rabbitohs v Newcastle Knights
Wests Tigers v Cronulla Sutherland Sharks
Canberra Raiders v Sydney Roosters

Youre a joke!

 

[Father Ted]

My tips Brisbane , Penrith , Melbourne , Canterbury , North Qld , south's , Wests tigers , Canberra .

 

[gregstar]

Youre a joke!

you'll have to speak up whoever said that down the back.

 

[Dave Q]

you'll have to speak up whoever said that down the back.

Sshhhhhhh.

Zip from 2, nice start to the round "greggles."

Yuk Yuk Yuk

 

[Steel Dragon]

Well it took the NZ Warriors to give me my first tipping win in both NRL and AFL this week.
My season is GOOOOONNNNEE!

 

[Dave Q]

Well it took the NZ Warriors to give me my first tipping win in both NRL and AFL this week.
My season is GOOOOONNNNEE!

Nah you'll be right, its a long season, ask greggles.

Btw greggles, we got the last.

But Dave is back!

5 fullsome and accredited wins from the most complex and difficult of rounds to fortell.

CSI have already rung me seeking insights into a crime committed 33 years ago.

Its Ok, you can stop applauding.

 

[Dragon_psa]

3 out of 8. That's bloody painful.

 

[wilbosaint]

Are the tipping administrators having problems updating the scores this week?

 

[Dave Q]

Are the tipping administrators having problems updating the scores this week?

No need to be too concerned.

That may occasionally happen when the system detects pristine excellence such as 5 from 8 from this mathematically impossible round.

I understand that Bill Gates is on his way to repair the vacuum valves of the tipping machine.

Worse comes to worse, theres probably an abacus lying around somewhere in Willow's garage.

 

[gregstar]

Are the tipping administrators having problems updating the scores this week?

disqualify this rude turd!

 

[Willow]

Are the tipping administrators having problems updating the scores this week?

Yes... we had to get out of bed first.
Usually done before midday wilbo... sometimes a short time later. Patience is a virtue.

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[gregstar]

wilbo's a cheat!