The Preacher said:
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That'll teach ya to make a "Groan & Grunt" of yourself !!
It either took offence to my Elton John sings Green Day Album or the fact that I had punctured the giant rubber duck in a spear tackle the night before.
As to the latter:-
Relaxing in the bath, I was having a dream, I was playing 5/8 for Souths.
Joey passed me the ball from teh scrum on our 40, I stood up Lockyer, passed a clean ball to Champion. Beau chip kicks, high into the air, I have a scuffle with Thorn for the ball, but I deftly tap it back to vags. Vags changes direction, it goes to Roy, he rips through the Bronco's pack like a Penrith Panther, Cusak, and here comes Dave Q, at full pace, steps Karmichael, Hodges is after him, Dave fends, fends, dont argue hodgo! and TRY TRY TRY!
I jump up in celebration and all the lads are bearing down on me for the celebratory hugs. I am jumping up and down! My fist was clenched and I was crying tears of joy.
The Souths fans are cheering! Everybody happy! Piggins is holding his "I love Rusty" sign for the channel 10 cameras! In a distant cloud I can just make out the figure of Clive Churchill giving me the thumbs up.
And then I woke up and found that I was actually jumping on the giant rubber duck which had fallen into the bath...SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK and I panicked and I cut that bastard down, bill first onto the tiles. Its tail was raised over the horizontal.
It was an instantaneous footy player reaction. A throwback to my 'days of glory' in my sole footy season of Rugby Union!
Us ex footy players, we suffer from flashbacks! Joey is undergoing counselling for it now as a preventative measure.
And as its face hit the deck, a toothbrush plunged into its nose deflating it PSFFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSST!
And thats why Mr Mirror is not my friend.
