Lame jokes

[Danish]

Whats the first thing you do when you hear a news report about a crazed pedo kidnapping kids in your area?

Wash the blood out of your clown suit

 

[soc123_au]

How do you make a baby cry twice?

Wipe your bloodied c**k on its teddy bear.

What's black and blue and hates sex?

The 4 year old in the boot of my car.

 

[Red Bear]

Apparently Oscar Pistorious wanted a new door but Reva was dead against it

 

[thorson1987]

What do you call a first grader with no friends?


A Sandy Hook survivor

 

[Apey]

I can just imagine the look of horror on the PC crowd right now.

lolfinch.gif

 

[Buzzard Breath]

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

 

[Buzzard Breath]

What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
A Seatbelt.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

right, who is driving the bus to hell

 

[thorson1987]

right, who is driving the bus to hell

I may be tho only one licensed

 

[thorson1987]

"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing.

Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?

 

[thorson1987]

We know why Oscar and Reeva were fighting.

Oscar wanted a new bathroom door but Reeva was dead against it.

 

[Red Bear]

Apparently Oscar Pistorious wanted a new door but Reva was dead against it

We know why Oscar and Reeva were fighting.

Oscar wanted a new bathroom door but Reeva was dead against it.

come on buddy;-)

 

[Red Bear]

What's the difference between a bride and groom?


Michael Jackson didn't bride school children

 

[MKEB...]

whats the best thing about bonking twenty three year olds?

There's twenty of them

 

[MKEB...]

How do you brainwash an aussie?

Piss in his gumboots

 

[thorson1987]

come on buddy;-)

Was wondering where I read it. Even went back and checked before I posted.

Must have missed it

 

[Joker's Wild]

Jokes about PMS aren't funny. Period

 

[thorson1987]

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.

 

[thorson1987]

I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!"
Kinky bitch.

 

[thorson1987]

Why don't black people go on cruises?
They're not falling for that one again.