Lame jokes

[Twizzle]

Liverpool

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Liverpool

I second this

 

[Red Bear]

Liverpool

Spurs:lol:

 

[Rhino_NQ]

what do you do after you rape a 12 year old deaf mute?

break her fingers so she doesn't tell anyone

 

[Rhino_NQ]

what do jews and stiff nipples have in common?

they both disappear after a hot shower

 

[Crusher]

knock knock
Who's there?
Clean Mop
Clean Mop Who?


Knock Knock
Come in!

 

[Rhino_NQ]

was raping a women the other night and she screamed "please think of my children!!", kinky bitch

 

[Buzzard Breath]

Liverpool

Best joke of the day.
Poor reds fans.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Best joke of the day.
Poor reds fans.

they don't deserve pity

 

[Ozzy]

was raping a women the other night and she screamed "please think of my children!!", kinky bitch

Post 159.

What 4 letter word ending in unt refers to a female?












Aunt.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

how do you make a dead baby float?

2 scoops of dead baby, one scoop of ice cream

 

[thorson1987]

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."

"Fine," I said, "I want to die when Everton win the premier league."

"You crafty merkin!" said the fairy.

 

[soc123_au]

Just got home from a disco.
They played the twist, so I did the twist.
They played Jump, so I jumped.
They played Come on Eileen & I got kicked out.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

lol

 

[MKEB...]

Ya heard about insomniac agnostic dyslexic?

He laid awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

whats the difference between a priest and acne?

acne doesn't come onto a boys face until he is 13

 

[MKEB...]

How do you separate the men from the boys in an orphanage?

With a crow bar

 

[MKEB...]

Whats the difference between a queer and a microwave?

A microwave doesnt brown ya meat.

 

[MKEB...]

The mrs says there is nothing wrong with having a small penis...I just wish she didn't have one.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

how do you know if an Ethiopian is pregnant?

her tampon has had a bite taken out of it