The neighbour has just had a baby which has no ears.
Dad told Johnny to come with him and pay a visit to see the newborn.
Dad said...."son, don't mention the ears ok"
Little Johnny promised not to say anything about the baby’s lack of ears.
They went next door and Johnny looks in the bassinet and says, “Wow, what a beautiful baby.” The mother replies, “Why, Thanks, Johnny.”
Johnny says, “He has beautiful little feet, beautiful little hands, a cute little nose, and really beautiful eyes. Is he able to see alright?”
“Yes,” says the mum, “we are so grateful, the Doctor said he will have perfect vision.”
“That is great,” says Little Johnny, “cause he’d be stuffed if he needed glasses!”