Laughter Is The Best Medicine

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I'm laying in my hospital bed lookin out a huge bedroom window and every now and then I see in the cnr of my vision what looks like a plane being flown into a tall building ala 9/11.
I just worked it out that opioids and pigeons can play tricks with the brain.

 

[Tigerm]

There are 30 cows on the field, 28 chickens.

How many didn't?

 

[Nutz]

There are 30 cows on the field, 28 chickens.

How many didn't?

10 ha ha

 

[Tigerm]

From Kerry O'Keith.

I told my wife I could make a car out of spaghetti.

You should of seen her face when I drove pasta hahaha

 

[Nutz]

Did you hear about the frog who's dad is a rolling stone? [Kerry's best]

 

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[Tigerm]

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Selfies aren’t allowed hahaha

 

[Nutz]

Selfies aren’t allowed hahaha

I'm back home now Tm, god it's great sleeping in one's own bed compared to hospital beds.
There's something about my bed groove that others can't replicate.

 

[Tigerm]

I'm back home now Tm, god it's great sleeping in one's own bed compared to hospital beds.
There's something about my bed grove that others can't replicate.
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Good to hear, hope for a speedy recovery for you.

 

[WA Tiger]

Did you hear about the frog who's dad is a rolling stone? [Kerry's best]

Far from his best.would have been better if he hadn’t laughed at all and not added the last unnecessary sentence “his old man is a rolling stone”

 

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[Tigerm]

Text to wife:
I'm just having another beer with the boys, if I'm not home in 20 minutes, read this message again.

 

[Nutz]

Text to wife:
I'm just having another beer with the boys, if I'm not home in 20 minutes, read this message again.

Similar one to that is:
Wife, "what time are you coming home from the pub"
Husband, "½ past"
If you come home at 2:15 in the morning you can at least say your that your early.

 

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My jet's ready to fly.

 

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Wests Tiger.

 

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