Laughter Is The Best Medicine

[Nutz]

 

[Nutz]

Tommy, Magpie legend.

 

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[Tigerm]

Q. Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie Doll?

A. Because Ken came in a different box. hahaha

 

[Nutz]

Q. Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie Doll?

A. Because Ken came in a different box. hahaha

Geezz

 

[Tigerm]

Geezz

Come on they can't all be gold leaf.

 

[Nutz]

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Come on they can't all be gold leaf.

I'm only here to protect the innocent...and the good looking.

 

[Nealo 12]

This is comedy gold stuff !

 

[Tigerm]

This is comedy gold stuff !

I think it’s mind over matter.

We don’t mind and you certainly don’t matter.

 

[Tigerm]

I have 6 eggs.

I break 2
I cook 2
I eat 2

How many eggs do I have left?

 

[Nutz]

I have 6 eggs.

I break 2
I cook 2
I eat 2

How many eggs do I have left?

4?

 

[Nutz]

I have 6 eggs.

I break 2
I cook 2
I eat 2

How many eggs do I have left?

In my case,
I break 2
Drop 2
Burn 2
Eat none
How many left ha ha

 

[Tigerm]

In my case,
I break 2
Drop 2
Burn 2
Eat none
How many left ha ha

Nothing that’s edible hahaha

 

[Nutz]

How far can you walk into a forest?

 

[Tigerm]

How far can you walk into a forest?

You can’t walk into a forest but you can walk through a forest.

 

[Nutz]

You can’t walk into a forest but you can walk through a forest.

You can only walk into it halfway, any further and you would be walking out.

 

[Tigerm]

Tip:
If you are sitting down, don’t stand up to fart and sit straight back down.

 

[Nutz]

 

[Tigerm]

From Instagram:
Q: What's the best part about a hooker dying on you?
A: The next hour is free.