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Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Tigerm

Coach
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I saw a blind man standing on the corner waving a guide around his head by the tail,
I said, " hey stop, what the hell are you doing"
The blind man said, why, I'm just havin a look around"
Gotta give me something to work with here hahaha
 
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He'll be fine, its not unlike when someone takes your credit card and buys lots and lotsa porn with it, he is just hurting coz they are doing better things with that credit card dale wishes he should be doing

I like the imposter.

Maybe some kennel grief for Nealo.

4 likes and I will plaster his name on the kennel with something, stuff it. Here you go @nealo baby;

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That’s as mild as I go. It was very difficult lol
 
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If @Aliceinwonderland is abusing people, making enemies for them, lying about them and now having them banned, she’s crossed the line I’m afraid.

Very disrespectful, especially to my smuggy friends.

No longer welcome on LUWT by me anyway.

People can make their own minds up.
 
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Titanic

First Grade
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Little Sally gets her first period and after receiving some comfort is sent home by her teacher.
Little Johnny is hiding behind the sports shed smoking when he spies Sally heading out.
J: Where are you going?
S: The teacher sent me home.
J: Why what's wrong?
S: I'm bleeding.
J: Really? Rubbish, you look fine, show me!

So poor Sally lifts up her dress, pulls out her knickers and shows him.

J: OMG, no bloody wonder, somebody cut your coq off.
 
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Little Sally gets her first period and after receiving some comfort is sent home by her teacher.
Little Johnny is hiding behind the sports shed smoking when he spies Sally heading out.
J: Where are you going?
S: The teacher sent me home.
J: Why what's wrong?
S: I'm bleeding.
J: Really? Rubbish, you look fine, show me!

So poor Sally lifts up her dress, pulls out her knickers and shows him.

J: OMG, no bloody wonder, somebody cut your coq off.

Heaven forbid!
 

Nutz

First Grade
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Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square.
The mayor sees him and asks, “Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?”
“I’m taking her to the bulls so she would get pregnant,” answers Johnny.
The mayor is shocked, “Surely your father had better be doing that?”
Little Johnny thinks about it for a bit and shakes his head, “Nah, since mums come back home dad doesn't seem to have the time.
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Ok, that’s over for now except my ban, but it’s membership decision time here.

Different tang to it this year.

I’m going to buy the “Jerome Signature Membership” A signed picture of him on a banana lounge up at the Gold Coast having a beer while his smuggy mates train.

Mmm.

Then of course a we need an unboxing with photos. I will go live with that when it arrives.

And a special ceremony today, the revisitation of the actual wearing of the jersey. Will it come out of the wardrobe quietly after years of neglect?
 
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Aliceinwonderland

First Grade
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I hope @Aliceinwonderland is having a bad day and gets f**king nothing for Christmas.


I would be more worried about the bloke whom (you claim) is inpersonating you on another league forum than me. The profile picture is the same, speech patterns very similar. Perhaps SP doth protest too much.

For someone who claims to be all about defending woman in domestic violence situations, you're very quick to abuse other woman aren't you.

Your nothing but a nasty troll, and and I'm stupid for even engaging, over such matters. But sometimes patience wears thin. Mine left the building days ago.

Finally to the genuine Wests Tigers fans. I wish you all a very merry Christmas. I hope you all can have a safe new year too.

Christmas can be a marvelous time for family and friends. If that's not the case for you, I hope you can reach and gain support from the wider community, because Christmas can bring issues into sharp focus.

Merry Christmas to one and all.
 
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I would be more worried about the bloke whom (you claim) is inpersonating you on another league forum than me. The profile picture is the same, speech patterns very similar. Perhaps SP doth protest too much.

For someone who claims to be all about defending woman in domestic violence situations, you're very quick to abuse other woman aren't you.

Your nothing but a nasty troll, and and I'm stupid for even engaging, over such matters. But sometimes patience wears thin. Mine left the building days ago.

Finally to the genuine Wests Tigers fans. I wish you all a very merry Christmas. I hope you all can have a safe new year too.

Christmas can be a marvelous time for family and friends. If that's not the case for you, I hope you can reach and gain support from the wider community, because Christmas can bring issues into sharp focus.

Merry Christmas to one and all.

Get your bullshit psychobabble out of here. Reliance on gender issues when none are in play. You demean and denigrate the assignment for real life victims doing that.

I don’t care about me, but don’t my tell my good smuggy friends I am not their mate.

Now I’ve lost friends over your evil work and I’ve even been banned.

Does that make you happy?

There is an investigation pending and your lies and your psycho maliciousness will be found out.

Merry Xmas now f**k off.

Leave me alone.
 
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Nutz

First Grade
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The Philippines should get a team, they could be called the Manila Folders.
 

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