Least controvertial club?
How about Bye? Despite their abysmal win-loss ratio (only bettering Cronulla's grand final record), these things have NOT happened at the proud and righteous Bye camp:
- No tantys about contracts
- No association with Anthony Mundine
- Didn't rape anyone
- Didn't glass anyone
- Didn't bash anyone
- No one drinks with Jarred Hayne, Benji Marshall or Corey Hughes
- Couldn't give a sh*t about playing antiquated stone age games in some French third world cess pit
- Didn't sack their coach mid season
- Coach didn't piss off mid season
- No rude gestures toward referees amid an addiction for spear tackles
- Don't rely on poker machines.
- Players don't piss in laneways
- Players don't play for Queensland.
What a proud ethical club Bye is. I feel impelled to race in to Bridgey's and get a jersey - but every time I go they have sold out!!!!
As for the Chooks - remember the Mason underhanded signing only 9 months ago?
Or Cronulla - the first controversy of 2001 - the Ben Ross elbow to Cronks head.