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Least favourite TV Commentator

Worst commentator of all time


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some11

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Warne: the old reverse mallachi. Steve waugh, Alastair cook, John Buchanan are shit.

Don't forget the extra hot fajitas with jalapeños and guacamole.

I just can't understand what Cook is doing here, what he's doing is very negative - it's not what I would do if I was captain.. If I was captain.. If I was captain..
 

undertaker

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You may well receive a PM from a newbie ripping shreds off you shortly if McNamara still has that google alert set up to notify him when his name is mentioned on the internet as was reported a few years back....

Yeah, well who cares about paranoid burgers McNamara. He can go and enjoy the burgers....at Hungry Jacks.

http://decidertv.com/page/2016/10/2...s-summer-of-cricket-channel9-wwos-triplemmelb

Another piece of good news from this article is Brad "flipping burgers" McNamara is no longer the producer of Ch9's cricket coverage, leaving to go to Triple M.

Maybe this might see a change in the direction of commentary

Looks like my initial reaction was heading in the right direction

The first thing they need to do is go back to two commentators in the box. That will cut out a lot of the matesy Bullshit and one upmanship that goes on.

http://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricket...-bloody-cricket-20161027-gsbty8.html#comments

Instead of having three commentators holding the mikes at one time, it will revert to two.

Amen to that.

Somewhere along the line, probably around the time Healy, Taylor and Slater all came along, the commentary box went from being a exactly that - A "Commentary Box" designed to offer some insight to go along with the pictures we were seeing, to some kind of quasi-comedy club/backyard bbq get together where the people talking seem to be focusing on ribbing each other and making the others crack up laughing.... It's like when me and my mates back in high school, if someone we knew was getting in trouble and being lectured to by a teacher, we'd go up behind the teacher's back and make faces etc trying to make the dude getting in trouble laugh and get in even more trouble.... It was only ever funny to the people making stupid faces, for everyone else it was just bone-headed nonsense. Same thing with the channel 9 guys. You can hear them all laughing at each other in the background all the time. They're the only ones laughing.

If my memory serves me correctly, it was the 2006/07 Ashes summer that Ch9 expanded from 2 to 3 commentators/30 min session. This was around the time McNamara took over as producer/director of Ch9's cricket coverage. Slater was a commentator in the inaugural T20 international in Australia and the opening ODI vs South Africa (both in Brisbane) the previous summer (2005/06) before being allocated a permanent commentary role from 2006/07 onwards. In that period in between, he was a co-host of some Ch9 health show "What's Good for You" (my sister was a guest in one of the episodes and was interviewed by him).

I said this earlier and I will say this again: it's no surprise that the decline in the standard of Ch9 cricket commentary began when Brad McNamara took over as director/producer of the coverage. I will never know how he ever became a director/producer after Packer died. In the last few years (since the end of 2011/12 season), the decline has become much more pronounced for all cricket fans to see.

I miss Richie so much. He was always the voice of reason amongst a sea of dribble.

Oh, how we take things for granted. At least our generations, we didn't have to put up with banal on-air discussions about favourite pizzas, best songs in the '80s, constant AFL references etc.

Feel sorry for those born in the 2000s, who have grown up listening to the likes of Brayshaw/Warne/Slater etc.
 
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Incorrect

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Slater was good when he started commentating on the ABC. It was only when he joined the Nine boys club he became insufferable.

Yep, agree. I was living in London when he first started commentating on the BBC over there alongside Benaud and co. He was actually really good, I was surprised how well he went because it wasn't all that long after he'd gone through a couple of public meltdowns late in his first class career. I thought he might be a little loose, but of course BBC would have done their homework....

Now though, he's not much more than a parody tbh...
 

AlwaysGreen

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Slater was natural when he first started. Now he has this strange habit of accentuating the wrong words when he speaks.

And he's a sycophant. And he's biased, I've got no problem with a bit of patriotism but yelling 'you beauty the Aussie are all over em' every time a wicket falls or a boundary is scored is embarrassing.

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hineyrulz

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Never had a problem with Slats when he first started but now he is a total cock. AG summed him up perfectly.


The Warnie,Slats and Clarkie love in this summer is going to be sickening.
 

AlwaysGreen

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Are you serious?
Pommie has got no idea.
Keppler is the most negative bloke in the history of white seth efrica which from my experience of south Africans is a pretty big achievement
Pollock makes your ears Bleed with his accent
And Mike Haysman makes Brayshaw sound like Richie, Tony Cozier and Jim Maxwell rolled into one.
 

chigurh

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Yep, I probably prefer them to any other comm box. I like that they are happy to just STFU at times rather than prattle on with nonsense, 9's team could learn from them.
 

undertaker

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Slater was good when he started commentating on the ABC. It was only when he joined the Nine boys club he became insufferable.

Never had a problem with Slats when he first started but now he is a total c**k. AG summed him up perfectly.

Remember hearing Slats in commentary for the first time during the 2005 tour of New Zealand, but it was his work during the 2005 Ashes series that I remember moreso and yes, I agree he was very good before he became a permanent mainstay at Ch9 since the 2006/07 summer. Even with other Ch9 personnel such as Tony Greig, Richie Benaud and Mark Nicholas on that Channel 4 commentary team during the 2005 Ashes, Slats was NOTHING like what he has become now: a total arrogant sycophant in the Ch9 club who regularly mentions his bipolar disorder as an excuse for the reason he behaves the way he does. No disrespect to those people who legitimately have those illnesses, but there also is a degree of personal responsibility: something he has shied away from.

The Warnie,Slats and Clarkie love in this summer is going to be sickening.

Agree with you, but I still think that axing James Brayshaw and a reverson from 3 back to 2 commentators per stint for the first time since 2005/06 is going to be a HUUUUUUUUUUUGE (as Darryl Eastlake would say) improvement on last year. Whoever is the new producer or director of Ch9's coverage just has to make sure he doesn't pair Warne and Clarke together in a commentary stint.

If only Lee and Hussey had stayed on and you got rid of Warne/Clarke/Slater, I could handle listening to a line-up of Nicholas/Chappell/Taylor/Healy/Lee/Hussey/Pietersen.

And as always, looking forward to hearing Bill Lawry in the Boxing Day Test. It looks like next summer's Ashes series is going to be his swansong:

http://www.cricket.com.au/news/bill...-18-summer-ashes-australia-cricket/2016-02-22
 
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Bazal

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Bill Lawry is awful. People just think he's good because of some misguided nostalgia..he's as biased as Slater, as negative as Chapelli and his voice is almost as annoying as Brayshaw...
 

AlwaysGreen

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Nine a lot better this year although Warne is more of a whining agenda driving plastic faced forkwit than ever before.

Tubbs is boring these days too.

And thank f**k the giggler is only doing the south efrican tests. The guy is a f**king pedestrian.
 

Timbo

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I think with Brad McNamara getting the arse they've been read the riot act by whoever is in charge now.

They actually talk about cricket and don't crap on anymore. Nine must be worried about the rights.
 

vvvrulz

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Bill Lawry is awful. People just think he's good because of some misguided nostalgia..he's as biased as Slater, as negative as Chapelli and his voice is almost as annoying as Brayshaw...

I seriously don't remember Bill Lawry being biased, Australia just happened to carve up all the time but the few times teams did well over there (Shane Bond's 2001 tour for example), Lawry was on board and full of his usual enthusiasm, in fact the whole team back in those days led also by Greig and Benaud generally called a spade a spade.

Ian Chappell, Slats, Healy etc. sound physically miserable when things aren't going to plan.
 

tomdl

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Bill Lawry is awful. People just think he's good because of some misguided nostalgia..he's as biased as Slater, as negative as Chapelli and his voice is almost as annoying as Brayshaw...

Yep I found him impossible to listen to last year.
 

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