Let's Go Canberra

[B.L.L.G]

Tony'Sarn

After what they did to me on Wednesday i thought i'd base myself in their camp.

Tony....why don't you inform them of my hoodoo THING with the horses.

Antonius is aware of my THING....He can tell you how i send things to the glue factory.

And Canberra are going there!
Stoke up the boilers.
Canberra is as good as beat because i said they can win.

 

[B.L.L.G]

And THIS message was leaked to the public accidently as well.

"Oi, Ronald Mcdonald! Where the f*ck are ya? I've got 4 toey Waiders here ready to squirt some sauce on their Mcnuggets."

Har har har

No not Canberra not eye....dar dar dar, nar nar nar no not Canberra not eye.

 

[antonius]

Ummm Wiki has been in Canberra for nearly half his life. He doesn't speak like that, nor is that how you spell his name.

No Kidding!!!! are you serious??? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[B.L.L.G]

OH NO!!!!!!!!
Word just in!

Michelle Robinson has been ruled out!

She's been ruled out with a bad case of Chilblains to the teeth from exposure to the harsh Canberra climate.

Why god! why?
Damn you!

 

[woodgers]

Oh god. He is getting worse. The gas mask isn't working and he is dieing slowly. What a fool. Proof that work for the dole is unsucessful. UT, shouldn't you be washing windows at some traffic lights or something?

 

[mike83au]

I'm seriously curious.

UT, why the gas mask?

 

[Brimmer]

Just saw your homepage mate.....

Go outside.... get some fresh air....seems like you have tooooo much time on your hands. How's dungeons and dragons going? You rounded up enough experience points to get +1 on your social life yet?

 

[Brimmer]

I'm seriously curious.

UT, why the gas mask?

I take it you've never lived in Newcastle? :lol:

 

[woodgers]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

He reminds me of the freak off 'There's something about Mary'. :lol: :lol:

"No not 6 minute abs, 7 is the key number here. You can't even get your heartrate up in 6 minutes, not even a mouse on a wheel, 7 minute abs"

 

[B.L.L.G]

Alright.

I've dipped into my Santa Clause bag and i've come up with a few pointers on how to beat Newcastle on saturday night.

Call it treason, who cares....Just call me QUISLING for the time being.
(I don't expect you to understand what quisling means)

Now.

It's always windy up at Newcastle.

(You walk from Mcdonalds to the ground you'll under stand what i'm talking about when i say WINDY)

So, Canberra win the toss they run with the breeze.
40/20's are the order of the day Can'bwa.

The umm, Hot Chips are better at Newcastle than the ones at Campbelltown stadium.

There are beaches close to EAS so expect salt in the air.
Woolford might get some salt in his eye and his lungs may become corroded.
I recommend that Woolford wear some of that black zinc under his eye like they did in the 80's that way his face mightn't twitch.

Has Simon had that uncontrolable face twitch looked into yet?
It must really effect his vision.

If Woolfords face twitches then i bet that he knows the words to that old Inglesh rap song.

"Stutter rap..star star star C'mon man! stutter!

 

[Brimmer]

:roll: What the hell are you babbling about? Hot tip... filter your drinking water...

 

[B.L.L.G]

Let's not get personal now here guys.

We are all in family here remember.

Don't hate on your fellow man.

Haven't i helped you lot out in the past few days?

Haven't i given you a clearer perspective of things?

Hey....i just remembered some thing.

That game i was talking about with Woolford was a super saturday game against the COWBOYS.

Woolford turned to one of his players.
(I swear it was Mark Mclinden)
And he said to him
"What did you f*cken say to me?"

So, you guys wanna tell us about your in-house bickering and fighting?

There's a rift down there at Canberra right?

2 weeks ago there was talk that Clinton Shifkoske wanted out and wasn't happy.
You know why he's not happy don't you?
Because they gave him the ass concerning the goal kicking duties.
He sulked and said "I want out! I'm not aloud to kick any more! Weeee, Waaar"

They replaced him with
The GAFFA!

Gaffa doesn't fiddle dick around like Shifkoske did.

When Shifkoske kicked we'd all fall asleep.

Clinton probably went over the 60 minute mark that Coach Elliot was like....sh*t, there goes another five thousand.

It's five thousand they're fined for lapsing in time right?

Yerrrr...put Clinton & Webb together and call them slow pokes.

So, you wanna inform me of the internal rip in your club?

Anybody?

 

[antonius]

Their warming to you Untouch, they now use your nick UT. You'll have eating outa your palm soon, hang on they may be worried what your palm has been up to. LOL.

 

[B.L.L.G]

The reason i mentioned hot chips is because potatoes have the highest carbohydrates or something.

Just before kick off the Waiders WILL be eating a bag of hot chips so they can go all night.

Trust me...you buy two bucks worth of chips and they'll keep you on your feet all day.

I love potatoe.

So hey.....what about them great beaches at Canberra ey?
The beaches at Canberra rate among some of the best in Australia.
You can even go ice skating on them in summer.
And i hear that down your way in Canberra that you guys fish in your toilets and your back yards for Salmon.

Youse have got ice in your back yard right?
Just cut a hole and go Salmon fishing when ever you please ey?

I hear, i mean i really hear that Canberra is a desolate hell hole with nothing to do down there.

I didn't actually explore Canberra i just made a passing through visit.

 

[Brimmer]

:roll: So which one's the Dungeon Master? Antonius or UT?

 

[B.L.L.G]

Tony'Sarn.

Why don't you go round up a few of the boys and we'll have a match up down in this section of the board.

Yer, go get Termite.....
Tell Termite that i invite him here.

That reminds me.

I was ganna sing you a song Canberra.
Hang on.

A one, a two, a one two 3 four

"It's the moment of truth *shing shing* you given it all! If you can do it Canberra, get out and prove it,get out and show Newcastle who you are! It's the moment of truth, you're standing in line.....All alone.....willing to fall...If you can do it get out and prove it.....get out and show Newcastle who you are."

Ohhhh Canberra.......you only get 5 point start tomorrow.

That's kind of an insult to Newcastle that you're only getting 5 start.

Although, in saying that i believe that you can win by 8.

 

[B.L.L.G]

Brimmer.

No, what you should be doing is applauding YOUR Canberra Waiders moderators here for lightening up.

Willow came here the other day and set your moderators straight.

Your moderators were like Nazi dictators.

You were all posting in sufference under their strict regime.

So you should be thanking WILLOW.

 

[woodgers]

I'm 600kms away and still worried for my safety. Martin Bryant is on the loose.

 

[Walt Flanigan]

I'd get stuck into you Untouchable, but I just can't be stuffed reading your posts.

 

[RaidersMalt]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

He reminds me of the freak off 'There's something about Mary'. :lol: :lol:

"No not 6 minute abs, 7 is the key number here. You can't even get your heartrate up in 6 minutes, not even a mouse on a wheel, 7 minute abs"

Step into my office
Why?
Cause your fu**in' fired! :lol: :lol:

I saw UT's website, do they still have that phone number you call to report a possible terrorist?? :shock: