Limerick contest

[King of the Hill]

I'll kick things off

There once was a small boy Bird
He was rubbish - to him it never occurred
This neville refused to pass
And he was as slow as an ass
Ship him off with Nick to the Dragons' herd

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The Sharks once had a coach named Opes
Who raised the supporters' hopes
With his talk that he would forge a-
winning culture but it was just torture
He played the club for a pack of dopes

 

[wittyfan]

Stop Birdy bashing!

Second limerick is great though.

 

[Anonymous]

The once was a club in the Shire
Who's luck became increasingly dire
So they hired a man
With a great three year plan
But they sacked him 'cos he was a liar

There once was a club in the Shire
Who produced the newest messiah
His name was Campbell
And he could play very well
But at the first sign of trouble he was a flyer

 

[AxeJuggler]

Those to are fantastic Garbo, You shud get them published, sell them to a newpaper or somehintg

 

[King of the Hill]

The once was a club in the Shire
Who's luck became increasingly dire
So they hired a man
With a great three year plan
But they sacked him 'cos he was a liar

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Liar! I love it!

 

[Booyah]

Those to are fantastic Garbo, You shud get them published, sell them to a newpaper or somehintg

They'll probably get published anyway. Certain 'Journalists'- I don't need to mention their na... - ah what the hell, Weidler and Wilson :lol: - will no doubt pick them up with their daily snooping here and publish them in their columns on Sunday.

 

[dimitri]

There once was a club in a hole
all its supporters were on the dole
they came from the shire
and never did tire
of changing their name and losing their soul

 

[King of the Hill]

Shire not a hole
I dont know any Sharks fans on the dole
1967 - cronulla sutherland sharks - 2004 cronulla sutherland sharks
soul can be located down at captain cook drive

st george DEAD
illawarra DEAD
st george illawarra established 1998
soul strewn between moore park, wogarah and wollongong
cant somebody find it?

 

[King of the Hill]

There once was a freak named J. Peters
Who guzzled jizz by the litres
He's licked many a rim
Even he calls himself Dim
He has the intelligence of a dead foetus

 

[carcharias]

There once was a freak named J. Peters
Who guzzled jizz by the litres
He's licked many a rim
Even he calls himself Dim
He has the intelligence of a dead foetus

"TOUCHDOWN"!!!
a truely genius effort to rhyme "named j.peters " with "jizz by the litres"
:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[dimitri]

sharks fans are sad
theyve tried everything with their dad
they are incest
they think its the best
sex they have ever had

 

[mullet]

sharks fans are sad
theyve tried everything with their dad
they are incest
they think its the best
sex they have ever had

:lol: :lol: Poor effort

 

[wittyfan]

I can't think of anything that rhymes with Sully. :?

 

[dimitri]

gully - as in the fielding position

 

[wittyfan]

gully - as in the fielding position

Hmmm, shame that Sully isn't a cricketer.

 

[carcharias]

as per Dimitrio's suggestion


There once was a man called sully
who like to field in the gully
from the paddington end
he'd always defend
those balls that came in a hurry

 

[Bastard Squad]

There once was a girl called Rebecca
But none of the boys would go near her
So she asked this one guy
If he thought he knew why
"Cause you've a face like the arse of a heffer"

 

[wittyfan]

as per Dimitrio's suggestion


There once was a man called sully
who like to field in the gully
from the paddington end
he'd always defend
those balls that came in a hurry

:shock: :lol:

 

[Eskimo Sharkie]

Young Dimi of dubious persuasion
Comes here to bag us on every occasion
Then has the nerve to insist
That his club still exists
When we all know it suffered extinction

 

[King of the Hill]

Young Dimi of dubious persuasion

:lol: :lol: :lol:

particularly loved that line ES!