Limerick contest

[beerboy]

Here i sit same as ever
took a dump
pulled the level
the toliet flushed
the water flowed
look at world its a mother load

-from beavis & butthead

 

[wittyfan]

Here i sit same as ever
took a dump
pulled the level
the toliet flushed
the water flowed
look at world its a mother load

-from beavis & butthead

I need TP for my bunghole! I am the great Cornholio!!!!

 

[beerboy]

Walkin in the jungle like a jungle man
Walkin in the jungle with my balls in my hand
I look up a tree
And what do I see??
I see a monkey doing a pee on me
I threw a rock
It hit his c*ck
I've never seen a monkey do a bunny hop
When I die
Bury me
Stick my balls in a cherry tree.

Grade 5 1984

GOLD!!!

 

[millersnose]

there was a man called blacktip reef
who had dreams of campbel in his sleep
preston got shafted
reefy got laughed at
now ando is in it real deep



there was a poster called morpheus
whose real name he liked to pm off to us
someone then posted
then he got toasted
and all this seemed rather sus

 

[carcharias]

When I was in primary school we had a kid in our class who just seemed to always be in trouble. We also had a rather ugly fat girl in the class called Rebecca ( nice person though ) Anyway for homework we had to write a poem and this what Kyle came up with when it was his turn to stand and read his.
Kyle:
There once was a girl called Rebecca
Who jumped on a double Decker
Pop went the tyres
Out front of Myers
And that was the end of Rebecca.

Teacher:
Kyle! Get out!!!

there you have it , it bought the house down . He went on to be a bit of a loner wierdo but still managed to get in heaps of s*** during High School ..he is probably in Gaol now.
I think I have told this story before ...sorry.

 

[Andy]

When I was in primary school we had a kid in our class who just seemed to always be in trouble. We also had a rather ugly fat girl in the class called Rebecca ( nice person though ) Anyway for homework we had to write a poem and this what Kyle came up with when it was his turn to stand and read his.
Kyle:
There once was a girl called Rebecca
Who jumped on a double Decker
Pop went the tyres
Out front of Myers
And that was the end of Rebecca.

Teacher:
Kyle! Get out!!!

there you have it , it bought the house down . He went on to be a bit of a loner wierdo but still managed to get in heaps of s*** during High School ..he is probably in Gaol now.
I think I have told this story before ...sorry.

Poor guy... I like his style.

Steve Irwin the crocs he does hunt
Risked the life of his kid in a stunt
The press swarmed around
And called him a clown
Now his reputation has taken a shunt.

 

[Shark]

I once knew a bloke called Jimbo
He fancied a cute mermaid bimbo
He chased her all night
But she put up a fight
So the cops put Jimbo in limbo.

 

[Dean Moriarty]

There once was a troll called RC
Whose posts seemed quite feeble to me
If he got ignored
He'd probably get bored
Why don't we try it and see?

 

[coolumsharkie]

There once was a freak named J. Peters
Who guzzled jizz by the litres
He's licked many a rim
Even he calls himself Dim
He has the intelligence of a dead foetus

"TOUCHDOWN"!!!
a truely genius effort to rhyme "named j.peters " with "jizz by the litres"
:lol: :lol: :lol:

That actually got a long belly laff out of me,both the limerick and this response!!!!

Well done!

 

[coolumsharkie]

Not Shark-related, but one of my faves nonetheless:-

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose reputation was built solely on rumour and inuendo :lol:

Or from Homer Simpson:-

There was a young man from Nantucket
Stories about him were grossly exaggerated

:lol: :lol: