*Live* Parra v Penrith Game Day thread, March 11, 2018

[hineyrulz]

I actually think it has to do with our poor middle replacements. Matagi and Evans are both lazy merkins and Scott was gassed after 10 minutes. King will also be slow and ineffective at the end of each half so we really need to place an emphasis on defence on or bench.

I’d bring Peni in for Matagi, play Tep exclusively in the middle off the bench and play Kenny on the edge.

Would strengthen up our middle defensive massively.

 

[Noise]

Start Taka?

Just cos I reckon Kenny is better off the bench tbh

Yep, start Taka, Tep on the bench as a middle forward with Peni and Evans as the other middle. Edwards on the bench as an edge forward.

Or EVans starts and Alvaro comes off the bench.

 

[Bazal]

Yep, start Taka, Tep on the bench as a middle forward with Peni as the other middle. Edwards on the bench as an edge forward which leaves room for Will SMith or Scott if BA has a hard on for him on the bench

Bench of Tep, Edwards, Evans and Terepo for mine in that scenario.

None of our forwards make as many metres per run as Evans, so we need to give him a chance IMO

 

[Noise]

Bench of Tep, Edwards, Evans and Terepo for mine in that scenario.

None of our forwards make as many metres per run as Evans, so we need to give him a chance IMO

Oh yea, forgot about Evans. He is on the bench instead of Smith/Scott. Edited the original post.

 

[Chipmunk]

Start Taka?

Just cos I reckon Kenny is better off the bench tbh

I'd imagine Jenko will be unavailable next week, so Taka to centre and Kenny to the bench

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Do you get suspended for shoulder charges these days?

 

[Noise]

Do you get suspended for shoulder charges these days?

So far no one has been suspended for one in 2018.

 

[Jake the snake]

Anyone really think BA will make changes after round 1? IMO he’ll give the same 17 another chance.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

So far no one has been suspended for one in 2018.

It's a free-for-all!!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Anyone really think BA will make changes after round 1? IMO he’ll give the same 17 another chance.

Not unless he's forced to.

 

[Noise]

Not unless he's forced to.

I have sent the club a strongly worded email that should do the trick

 

[Bazal]

I have sent the club a strongly worded email that should do the trick

I've kidnapped Guth.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I have sent the club a strongly worded email that should do the trick

I hope you used plenty of curse words. Then they'll take it seriously.

 

[strider]

I have sent the club a strongly worded email that should do the trick

Dear Max, Bernie, Brad,

I am quite upset.

Yours sincerely,
Noise

 

[Happy MEel]

I hope you used plenty of curse words. Then they'll take it seriously.

I hope @Noise wrote it using cut outs of letters from his extraordinarily large stash of new idea, women’s weekly and better homes and gardens magazines.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Dear Max, Bernie, Brad,

I am quite upset.

Yours sincerely,
Noise

Dear Strider

Please stop writing letters on behalf of Noise.

Yours Sincerely
Mad Max, The Bern and BA

 

[Noise]

I hope you used plenty of curse words. Then they'll take it seriously.

Dear Brad,

It's my f**ken birthday on Wednesday and if I wake up to see Matagi in the team list I'm going to be f**ken ropable. That merkin can't tackle or catch. Also there are too many bald merkins in this team - You, Mannah and Scott. As a result please f**k Scott off to the retirement village. Kenny Edwards is the biggest merkin in the game but I want him in the team. How did you leave him out? Are you f**king geniused?

I've got tickets to Brookie on Sunday and if there aren't changes I'm going to scale the f**ken grandstand and rip off your testicles you piece of shit.

Kind regards,

Noise

 

[strider]

Dear Strider

Please stop writing letters on behalf of Noise.

Yours Sincerely
Mad Max, The Bern and BA

Dear Gary,

Noise said I could.

f**k you,
Strider

 

[Gronk]

I'd imagine Jenko will be unavailable next week, so Taka to centre and Kenny to the bench

Evans was holding a shoulder too.

 

[Happy MEel]

I hope @Noise wrote it using cut outs of letters from his extraordinarily large stash of new idea, women’s weekly and better homes and gardens magazines.

...mostly so I wasn’t the only one.