Yes, The great Joven Clarke, the rabbletohs best winger for 40 years.
Oh gawd, you know you're dealing with douchebags when they can't infer the name Clarke/Clark in context.
I hope you are reviewing your lineup Silent fart. It's not too late to make changes you know. The Souffs brigade have decided to give you geniuss until 3pm on the 24th of December to confirm your team. We'd be happy to play you as you are, but it would be tainted. I now feel you've recruited poorly & we have an unfair advantage. Maybe you've been hanging with Gids a little too often?
Just because you're from Drugcastle.......... No excuse!