LOL@50uFF$ V: Send it upstairs!

[SpaceMonkey]

LOL@Fatt King, another quality Souffs purchase!

 

[Silent Knight]

LOL@Fatt King, another quality Souffs purchase!

That's some classic Souffs defence right there! Better make Fatt co-captain after that trial effort.

Oh wait...:lol:

 

[muzby]

LOL@Fatt King, another quality Souffs purchase!

was that 3 or 4 misses there?

that's real captainship material..

 

[Rhino_NQ]

yeah, it was real "garbage"

 

[SpaceMonkey]

was that 3 or 4 misses there?

that's real captainship material..

Play by play:

Gets outfoxed by a backrower who puts Vatuvei outside him
Gets completely smoked for pace by a guy who weighs about 1000kg
Gets totally wrongfooted by the same player on the second attempt
finally gets close enough to make a despairing dive when it's all too late and the Beast is in under the posts

:lol:

 

[gypsy]

Well as the anticipation grows ahead of this weeks Grand Final, Souffs fans have hit the streets in a bid to ensure seats at the prestigious Grand Final Breakfast.
Several members of the Cardinal and Myrtle army have camped out, some actually preferring the footpath to their usual quarters, and considering a permanent move.

Even members of the LOL@50uff$ Homeless Division were in attendance, indeed proving that there is always someone worse off than yourself.

However, not everyone in attendance was enjoying the carnival like atmosphere.

Ahh don't you love finals footy!

 

[Ronnie Dobbs]

LOL@Fatt King, another quality Souffs purchase!

This could be in the Riddell league, this return.

I won't say Orford. Actually, I will. This could be in the Orford league. And he's 20% of the Souths captaincy.

He was good for a couple of years in a great system at Melbourne and in a dominant NSW team.

Thats how long ago since he's been a quality NRL player. NSW were dominant.

 

[SpaceMonkey]

This could be in the Riddell league, this return.

I won't say Orford. Actually, I will. This could be in the Orford league. And he's 20% of the Souths captaincy.

He was good for a couple of years in a great system at Melbourne and in a dominant NSW team.

Thats how long ago since he's been a quality NRL player. NSW were dominant.

Just to show I"m not biased I'll chuck in the Stacey Jones League. Was a world-beater before he went to Europe, way over the hill in his NRL comeback year.

 

[muzby]

i'm putting it out there now...

we won't get past round 5 before the first call for maguire's head from souffs fans or the media..

 

[seaeagle sam]

i'm putting it out there now...

we won't get past round 5 before the first call for maguire's head from souffs fans or the media..

There will be un-sourced whispers by round 5, Muz. The real action will start by round 8, when Maguire's Lolz are 2 from 6.

I can see two of their Captains' heads rolling by round 9

 

[Ozzy]

There will be un-sourced whispers by round 5, Muz. The real action will start by round 8, when Maguire's Lolz are 2 from 6.

I can see two of their Captains' heads rolling by round 9

So they'll pick another 5.

 

[Lambretta]

More news from MCMLXXI

Ed Sullivan airs its final show. Widely noted in some circles, the demise of the Ed Sullivan show is actually the real reason that Souffs have not won a comp since his show ended. Russell Crowe made a special trip to Eds tomb last season to beg Ed for a comeback (maybe on the wing if Matt King gets any slower) but Ed didnt show any signs of agreeing to terms. Although the maggots eating the scraps left on his corpse looked slightly more promising. A couple of them were "grubby" enough to bear a resemlance to Issac Luke.

SouthWest airlines start a low cost air service in the United States. Souffs, fans, themselves specialists in all things low cost, are unaware that this will co-incide with their clubs flight from all things successful for the rest of eternity.

The World Trade Centre (then the tallest building in the World) is topped out. During it's lifetime, this building that is far more famous than Souffs will bear witness to none of Souffs 20 Premierships. The building didn't fall over when it was hit by airplanes as government sources claim. Rather sceptics have pointed out that the buildings fell over in amazement when they heard that Souths had won re-entry into the NRL after being correctly booted two years prior.

Vietnam War. Australia and New Zeland withdraw their troops stating that this war is more f**king pointless than Souffs attempts to win anything after February.

Walt Disney World opens in Florida. Billions of people have since screamed in joy on the rides. In fact the only thing to beat these screams of joy, numbers wise, is the number of whinges from Souffs fans as to why their team is a dire pile of shite.

 

[big country]

More news from MCMLXXI

Ed Sullivan airs its final show. Widely noted in some circles, the demise of the Ed Sullivan show is actually the real reason that Souffs have not won a comp since his show ended. Russell Crowe made a special trip to Eds tomb last season to beg Ed for a comeback (maybe on the wing if Matt King gets any slower) but Ed didnt show any signs of agreeing to terms. Although the maggots eating the scraps left on his corpse looked slightly more promising. A couple of them were "grubby" enough to bear a resemlance to Issac Luke.

SouthWest airlines start a low cost air service in the United States. Souffs, fans, themselves specialists in all things low cost, are unaware that this will co-incide with their clubs flight from all things successful for the rest of eternity.

The World Trade Centre (then the tallest building in the World) is topped out. During it's lifetime, this building that is far more famous than Souffs will bear witness to none of Souffs 20 Premierships. The building didn't fall over when it was hit by airplanes as government sources claim. Rather sceptics have pointed out that the buildings fell over in amazement when they heard that Souths had won re-entry into the NRL after being correctly booted two years prior.

Vietnam War. Australia and New Zeland withdraw their troops stating that this war is more f**king pointless than Souffs attempts to win anything after February.

Walt Disney World opens in Florida. Billions of people have since screamed in joy on the rides. In fact the only thing to beat these screams of joy, numbers wise, is the number of whinges from Souffs fans as to why their team is a dire pile of shite.

I think you suffering from babe withdrawal symptoms - please find a quiet spot and do some fast action, self administered rectal shoom shumming and once you go into orbit have a lie down and a good ole lol@lol@soutsposters

 

[Silent Knight]

Ahhh Big Merkinry, I see you've just risen from your dumpster. Since you're our "man on the ground" in downtown Redfern can you describe for us the excitement of Souffs fans as they count down the days til their Grand Final? Is everyone shoom shumming with excitement? Have you packed your hot dogs in your thermos? How many teeth are in your mouth?

For the answers to these questions and more, stay tuned to the LOL@50uff$ crew as we go through THE GRAND FINAL COUNTDOWN.

 

[Ozzy]

I think you suffering from babe withdrawal symptoms - please find a quiet spot and do some fast action, self administered rectal shoom shumming and once you go into orbit have a lie down and a good ole lol@lol@soutsposters

Ah, the little country solution coming from his personal experience no?

 

[YoungPanther]

The culmination of 12 months of pre-season training.

If LOL@50uFF$ get beat, I can't imagine the disappointment of training the next 12 months, with the knowledge they came so close.

 

[Ozzy]

Ahhh Big Merkinry, I see you've just risen from your dumpster. Since you're our "man on the ground" in downtown Redfern can you describe for us the excitement of Souffs fans as they count down the days til their Grand Final? Is everyone shoom shumming with excitement? Have you packed your hot dogs in your thermos? How many teeth are in your mouth?

For the answers to these questions and more, stay tuned to the LOL@50uff$ crew as we go through THE GRAND FINAL COUNTDOWN.

A countdown, what a good idea. If we started yesterday, 5 days would represent the 5 captains this season. However since we start today:

4 Days to go - 4 Decades without a Premiership.

 

[big country]

Ahhh Big Merkinry, I see you've just risen from your dumpster. Since you're our "man on the ground" in downtown Redfern can you describe for us the excitement of Souffs fans as they count down the days til their Grand Final? Is everyone shoom shumming with excitement? Have you packed your hot dogs in your thermos? How many teeth are in your mouth?

For the answers to these questions and more, stay tuned to the LOL@50uff$ crew as we go through THE GRAND FINAL COUNTDOWN.

the hottest babes on the planet all know that the establishment will be lifted off its foundations, such will be the force of the fast action shoom shumming in store for them if we win on Sat night

 

[Ronnie Dobbs]

41 of the hottest babes which lol@southsposters can only dream about will be sent into orbit when we lift the trophy on GF day while poor lol@southposters will be in a dark room by themselves doing some self administered fast action shoom shumming no?

the hottest babes on the planet all know that the establishment will be lifted off its foundations, such will be the force of the fast action shoom shumming in store for them if we win on Sat night

Well, yes, it is the GF. If you win, I expect all the babes at The Establishment (Redfern Police Station) to be going wild.

 

[Silent Knight]

We Got This :lol:

This is the most confident I've been in ages. We have a good coach for a change, the Dragons lost their supercoach. I'm very very very confiden't we're going to pump them.

Souths 42-6