LWOS First XIII (Its back by popular demand!)

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[Willow]

"Missed Tackles?
... Rule Brittania and God save the Queen! Australia is forever England!"

Lets not forget our debate over 'pragmatic realism v mindless optimism' where you picked Auckland over the mighty St George side... how does it feel?
Thats what I call a missed tackle.

 

[imported_Gorilla]

Ah, Willow, that match wasn't played at WIN (?) stadium by chance ?

Can Johnny Rico be the on-field trainer ?

and Dog, you couldn't help yourself, could you - Buderus ? I see myselfmore like Riddell, as far as hookers go ! Get me near a BBQ and there'll be more kids pushed out of line than at wonderland when Baileyvisited.

Maggie

 

[imported_Hazy]

I actually gave St Ted a serve at one point (or wanted to) but now that he is inside me at half back, I will hasten to agree with anything he says...

as long as he gives me the ball to distribute further, as I dont think i could handle another tackle...

mind you if OB were to run at me, im pretty certain that i could upset that particular apple cart....

 

[TheSaint]

That Auckland by 100 prediction was an ingenius ploy of emotional manipulation.

We got lucky with Auckland. I wouldn't want to repeat that game. I see it as a sort of USA vs Portugal thing. The problem with St George is that most teams lift for us because of our history and potential. The Warriors fell for bad team syndrome, where you get done by a lesser team.

 

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[imported_Hazy]

MY mistake - any reference previously by myself to the St Ted, should actually be to TheSaint.

Of course I am more than happy to be playing inside St Ted - if he is any relation to Lord Ted, I anticipate getting great service during the game.

 

[imported_Johnny Rico]

Mr MFC, why um i not in th side
?

i have many skills including my new weapon, the xw falcon interceptor - very powerful against any frunt row - give me a run pleeze.

 

[imported_GavBT]

Me at 10? is that blinsdide or openside? Just wondering if in case I need my specs.

 

[st ted]

Hazy,
Don't worry about the service mate,I have always believed that one should never try and do things that others do better.With our pace in the backline,I can assure you that the ball will be on your chest quicksmart.Let the outside backs run rings around the imposter team.
Also, I will be defending in the ruck area(aka the speedbump),but it is fun,i.e. if my coach and captain will allow me to.
We'll brain these bastards,in fact,they are already considering the possibility of a forfeit.

 

[Willow]

St Ted & Hazy... you guys can have a roaming commission.
But be sure to get the ball out the centres. I'm keen to run roughshod over the Moffo and Leggo show. In the unlikely event that they offer resistence, I'll send a cut out pass to Bomber or Jackal. Sorry Marcus, you can run the decoy all day...

 

[st ted]

Willow,
As per Hazy, you will get plenty of ball, as you rightly point out,they look a bit lean in the centre department.
Pepe the traitor,will have to have a stern talking to about which side he is playing for,but that will quickly sort itself out.
What a privelege to play behind our forward pack.
As for the roaming commission,well,I will do my best.
Can't wait to do a little chip kick for Gorilla on the fly.
Actually,the more I think about it,the less likely it is the other side will even show.

 

[Cronulla_Mania]

The centres are our strong point. Me and Leggo will run circles around Willow and Marcus. Hutch and Hass, we expect quality ball!

Due to a few people who have missed out, its now heading for a tri-series! Another team is in the pipeline, and here we go

1.Resevoir Dog
2.AlbertRosenfeld
3.Raidpatch
4.Javaman
5.Docker
6.Johnny Rico
7. Roostergirl (vc)
13.Cryptic Messenger (c)
12.Edwahu
11.BennyBarrett
10.Kier
9.Bender
8.Feral Dragon

14.Outlaw
15.AliN
16.SydneyRaider
17.Yum Yum
18.StgMan
19.Atilla

A pretty good third team, i wouldn't write them off! I gave them reserves, in order to compensate for them coming into camp late. A few players that are brillant on their day, Cryptic Messenger and AlbertRosenfeld will have to be closely watched. The prop contest will be eagerly awaited, Kier and Feral Dragon are likely to stick it right up Gav and Ozbash, as well as TheSaint and Noodles

Moffo.

 

[Willow]

They certainly have gone very quiet. The rumour is that they're all down at the pub drinking shandies and sipping on girls drinks. Ozbash has passed out on the floor after two glasses of Spumante.

 

[Willow]

Welcome back Moffo. Not too hungover I hope.

That is a fine third team but pray tell, how is their five eighth going to give any decent service when he isafourth dimension somewhere and no one can understand a word he says?

 

[Cronulla_Mania]

But to keep the games separate, the 3rd team will come up against the 4th team, here as follows (Scrap the reserves off the 3rd team...bugger them!)

1.JoeD
2.SydneyRaider
3.Outlaw
4.StgMan
5.Footy2k
6.Tigger
7.Yum Yum
13.Atilla
12.Studebaker
11.Kipper
10.Tigertread (c)
9.AliN
8.Meltiger (vc)

A tough as bugger forward pack. Sure to shit the pants off any other team. And yes, Studebaker will be making a shock comeback for this one! A forward pack that is the envy of any other team. The backline has sheer pace and potential, although they are lead by the unpredictable and often misguided Tigger. Latest reports put him staggering out of a shady Kings Cross nightspot at 6am this morning

Our team is pumped! Just had a solid hitout at Henson Park, although Ozbash missed most of the session due to 'drunken escapades' on the 'getting to know you' night

Moffo.

 

[Cronulla_Mania]

Cheers Willow, just back from parra stadium lol. It was a top night, the atmosphere at the game was awesome, just like all the other matches between them. Where were u Legend???? I was sardine packed on the southern hill, but still, a great evening

JohnnyRico?? Well, that would be a problem, except for the fact that he will be going up against Tigger, another mindless jibberer from way back!

Moffo.

 

[imported_Larry Long Prong]

Where is The Prong's name?!?!

 

[st ted]

O.K. we just take it for granted that Moff and his mob forfeited(I mean he is dancing in his head,if he considers the centre combination their strong point).
Willow,also we will give the other teams a touch up.
I must admit though that Moff has a point when he says that our side has a St George feel to it,so I guess we will have to play in the white with the red V(if all our other team mates think that is o.k.)
I am making a major concession here as pepe the traitor will have to undeservingly adorn the colours(but in the name of team harmony it is not a bitter pill to swallow)

 

[Cronulla_Mania]

Arghhh...this is getting to hard! Here we go with a 5th team!

1.Mystery Man
2.Ali
3.Madam Zelda
4.Larry Long Prong
5.Russ13
6.Kiwi
7.ss20
13.MistyBee
12.Kaon
11.CyberKev
10.The Bug (c)
9.TheTruth
8.Beowolf

A bit like the Souths team, a good fullback anda few potentiall brillant playersfor the rest of the backline. The forwards once again are pretty strong though, and will be tough to knock over. Kiwi will call the shots in the backline and the forward pack led by Kev,The Bug and Beowolf will be tough to knock over

Damn...the names keep coming, i could go for a 6th team now! 6 team comp? Sounds good to me...ere we goo againnnnnnn!

1.R2K
2.Dasher
3.Tutt Army
4.Den'saints'freak
5.Eels Fan
6.Rjrugbyleaguelover
7.Broncos-fan-baller (c)
13.Vertigo (vc)
12.Warrior
11.Macca
10.Warlock
9.Shifty
8.Mud n Blood

Warlock and Mud n Blood in the front row....shit! We are in for it now. Once again, a very solid team, loads of potential throughout the side, should be led around well by broncos-fan-baller and Rj. Watch out for them, the definite dark horses!

First round match-ups to follow....And im still probably missing some people!

Moffo.