LWOS First XIII (Its back by popular demand!)

[Cronulla_Mania]

Giving up?? lol, our team are short priced favourites!

First round matchups:

1. Bronco
2.Canadian Steve
3.MFC
4.Legend
5.El Duque
6.Hass
7.Hutch
13.Pepe
12.Roopy (c)
11.Raging Bulldog
10.GavBT
9.JustMe
8.Ozbash (vc)


VS

Illawarra Dragons

1.Gorilla
2.Bomber
3.Willow (c)
4.Marcus
5.Jackal
6.Hazy (vc)
7.St Ted
13.Yaqona
12.Space Monkey
11.Johnsy
10.Noodles
9.Dog
8.The Saint

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1.Resevoir Dog
2.AlbertRosenfeld
3.Raidpatch
4.Javaman
5.Docker
6.Johnny Rico
7. Roostergirl (vc)
13.Cryptic Messenger (c)
12.Edwahu
11.BennyBarrett
10.Kier
9.Bender
8.Feral Dragon

VS

1.JoeD
2.SydneyRaider
3.Outlaw
4.StgMan
5.Footy2k
6.Tigger
7.Yum Yum
13.Atilla
12.Studebaker
11.Kipper
10.Tigertread (c)
9.AliN
8.Meltiger (vc)



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1.Mystery Man
2.Ali
3.Madam Zelda
4.Larry Long Prong
5.Russ13
6.Kiwi
7.ss20
13.MistyBee
12.Kaon
11.CyberKev
10.The Bug (c)
9.TheTruth
8.Beowolf

VS

1.R2K
2.Dasher
3.Tutt Army
4.Den'saints'freak
5.Eels Fan
6.Rjrugbyleaguelover
7.Broncos-fan-baller (c)
13.Vertigo (vc)
12.Warrior
11.Macca
10.Warlock
9.Shifty
8.Mud n Blood



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Captains: Feel free to add names for your teams hehe. All the sides seem to stack up pretty well, except for the Illawarra Dragons, who pale into insignificance and have been listed at 20/1 outsiders

Moffo

 

[Willow]

Ted: "I am making a major concession here as pepe the traitor will have to undeservingly adorn the colours"

Isnt Pepe in the forfeiter's team? I heard he got lost on the way to the ground and ended up in Oxford Street sipping on Cafe Lattes.

 

[imported_Gorilla]

Hey, st ted, I'm ready, how do I look ?

Willow, just keep an eye out for me on the inside pass and when it hits, wave that Bomber up into space !

Oh, I am a bit slow on the turn around so if I look a bit small, it's because I'm in the distance.......
Magister

 

[Willow]

Moffo! the team is called St George.
Do you want a riot on your hands?
Alright, thats motivation enough for me.... the first coat hanger has your name on it... !

 

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[Willow]

Gozilla... so you're really Danny Kaye? All the celebrities are turning out to support the red vees:
I caught a pic of Victor Mature in the grandstand:

 

[imported_Gorilla]

MoFo, very couragous selections in the pack there son, half were rejects at the Puppetry of the Penis auditions, one of the front row is still getting his laces done up by mummy before the game, and the other front rower ought to get off the wife of the second rower who binds in on him (something to do with the audition rejection).

Gees, Willow - this fullback caper is hot !

With the way our forwards will stomp those babies, I better get the sunnies on, there'll be plenty of time to look into the crowd

Maggie

 

[Willow]

Chime into the backline Goz, We'll make sure you get share of the spoils.

 

[imported_Roopy4246]

Team tactic,
In the first scrum I will reach through from the second row and put a punch right on the nose of Gav and Justme (making sure they think it was dog and The Saint who did it). During the ensueing all in brawl I will try to take out Willow and moff will have to try to take out Gorilla.
If all that works out, the rest of the game should be easy.

Just remember lads 'one in, all in'.

 

[Cronulla_Mania]

Im always up for some biffo!

Bring it on boys, yor done for Gorilla, our side will have far to much pace

Moffo.

 

[st ted]

Willow,
Shit,shit shit.Right you are again.I have just made the first knock on(pepe the traitor is IN the forfeitors team).I will make up for that lapse and then have a crack at pepe,but only if he turns up.
Gorilla,now I just can't wait to do the chipkickn for you.They will see which way you went,but as for stopping you,well just rack up the 6 points cause you are under the posts.
Who is our goalkicker? I can't volunteer,cause I'm hopeless at that caper.

 

[st ted]

Yaqona,
My apologies for confusing you with the traitor.We are now even more distinctly advantaged.
Moff,I will have a bit of that 20/1.Actually I will put a cool $100-00 on that.
That will take his mind off the game,causing him to hog the ball, get crunched and create disharmony among the forfeitors.
Up the mighty red Vs.

 

[imported_Gorilla]

I nearly kicked one in 1977 from out on the edge at Seiffert Oval playing for the Monaro U/18s ! Straight but not enough oommph........bit like MoFo's running, eh ?
Goz

 

[Willow]

Ted, I think we need more than one goal kicker.
I reckon we throw the ball first to Marcus... he may be able make some use of his union skills.
I also thought that Hazy, Space Monkey, Johnsy, Noodles and The Saint crossed the black dot well in training. So in essence, we have team of Eadies at our disposal.

 

[Willow]

Gorilla, thats better than what most have done. We'll put you in Langlands Academy of Goal Kickers as well.

 

[Cronulla_Mania]

Better than Langlands Academy of cover tackling

legend will cover our goal kicking admirably

Moffo

 

[Marcus]

I'm in the centers hey?... No 4 is inside center right? Hmmm... Willow and I as centers

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[El Duque]

Hmmmm well I plan to smash St.Ted.It's nothing personal it's just that halfbacks need a good belting.

 

[imported_GavBT]

Can't Marcus be switched with Saint? Then I can get in a few cheap shots in the first scrum.

Anyway, I'm more of a Keith Seniorstyle rampaging centre. That way I can keep away from Roopy for most of the time - hang on a mo, we're on the same side- and I don't have to worry about all of this blindside and openside mullarky.

 

[Johnsy]

I think we have got the measuer of any other side we have tho knouse and analytical wizz of willows grey matter, a brilliant backline with speed to burn I am particularly looking forward to seeing bomber and Jackal leaving scorthc markes down the sideline and Gorilla choosing when to inject himself , as all good primates do. Our forwards have the size spped skills and looks to cope with all comers on and off the fiel;d. We are looking close to uinbeatable. lets give it to em boys.
P.S.
Great post MFC I always get a great laugh out of this type of thread, my personal favourite.
Johnsy