Night 3.
Announce Booth
TS: Welcome to Nitro ladies and gentlemen. After last week’s thrilling episode you are no doubt wondering how we can top it. Well Nature Boy Ric Flair has been challenged tonight by one of his best friends, Chris Benoit. Also we have…. oh no, not this again
The following announcement has been paid for by the new World order
Ric Flair, you holding the WCW World Heavyweight Championship only reveals your individual goals to the whole world. We look forward to bringing the title to the nWo. Hold tight Mis, we will be with you shortly.
The preceding announcement was paid for by the new World Order
Match 1
TS: ‘A 6 way tag match starts us off tonight with Harlem heat and Rey mysterio facing DDP, Dean Malenko and Arn Anderson. Great action here with Harlem heat looking like a well-polished tag team, and Rey just flying about the place.
BH: ‘Wait! Here come the nWo.’
Hogan, Hall, and Nash enter the ring, and all 9 men stare each other down. Hogan goes to approach one of the men with an offer. Arn tries to spine buster him but Hogan swats him away as if he wasn’t there. Hogan approaches his target and offers his hand.
TS: ‘Oh no he’s shook the hand of Hogan. He’s literally made a deal with the devil.’
BH: ‘You mean figuratively, unless Hogan’s got horns under that bandana.’
Booker T knew it was time and the WCW needed a hero. So he did what others have imitated but none have duplicated. The Spinarooni! His target didn’t look too impressed with the whole thing.
Rey Mysterio then launched himself at Hogan, but Kevin Nash caught him in midair and threw him out of the ring like a lawn dart. The nWo looked at those left standing and there was a tense stand-off.
With that Sting lowered himself from the rafters, and offered his bat to one of the wrestlers. The wrestler looked the bat up and down before proceeding to smash it into Stings face, fracturing his jaw. Sting knows a member of the nWo, but he won’t be able to say much tomorrow.
Broadcast booth
TS: ‘When will this end Brain? The nWo are now stronger and no one looks capable of stopping them.’
BH: ‘I’ve already been on the phone with that company up north to see if they want me to replace that idiot who just shouts ‘puppies!’’
TS: Anyway somethings going on back stage.
Backstage
We see Eddie Guerrero looking through another wrestlers emails. He’s finally gotten some information and he looks a very happy Latino Heat.
Womans voice: ‘Eddie? What are you doing?’
Eddie closes the laptop
EG: ‘Nothing you beautiful thing! Nothing at all.’
Miss Elizabeth walks into the room.
EG: ‘Oh and Mamma Cita, remember Randy cant know anything about this. He will literally, not figuratively, kill me.’
Miss Elizabeth: ‘Oh Eddie!’
Cut to locker room
Due to inactivity, Smiley is mod killed. He was Chris Benoit, WCW aligned child murderer.
Vince Russo’s grubby little finger punched away at the keyboard.
VR: ‘This’ll show ‘em that I’m a great writer. Maybe I’ll get that Pulitzer with this.’
Bang! The door is kicked in and standing in the arch is the Macho Man.
MM: ‘Ooooo yeah, It’s time to pay for your sins Russo.’
Before he could go any further, a bored looking Kevin Nash walked passed and powerbombed Savage just for the giggles.
Russo would live to write another day.
Pipers Pit
We see Rowdy Roddy Piper in the ring ready for his Pipers pit segment. He has a wrestler sitting next to him.
RP: ‘Well thanks to TBS cutting my time, it appears I only have time for one question.
Interviewee: ‘Please, go ahead.’
RP: ‘Are you more concerned about winning or being liked?’
Interviewee: ‘Good question Piper. You see both are important. I use my friends, but am kind to my enemies. That way my enemies will become my friends, and I can use them too.
RP: ‘I see.’
Interviewee: ‘For me if you and aren’t lying, cheating, and stealing. You just aren’t trying.’
RP: ‘Great well that’s all we’ve got time for tonight. Over to you Schiavone.’
Match 2:
TS: Ladies and Gentlemen it’s the match we’ve all been waiting for. Chris benoit challenged Ric Flair to a match tonight, and, after a toothpick to the eye, Flair challenged Benoit as well.’
BH: ‘I cant wait for this one.’
Benoit comes down the aisle, he has an intense look about him and could murder a woman or child at any second.
Down comes the Nature Boy wearing a robe that would make a peacock claw its own eyes out.
TS: ‘This is it Bobby. It all comes down to this. The atmosphere here is electric.’
TS: 'Ric Flair struts up and down the ring and Benoit goes to make the first move. He throws a punch but… he stops in mid air.’
Benoit pokes Flair in the chest and he goes down with his inimitable Flair Flop.
TS: ‘What the hell is this? 1…2…3! We have a new World Champion! Flair has gone down to a fingerpoke of doom!’
Misanthrope is not dead. He is Ric Flair. WCW aligned limousine riding, jet flying, wheeling dealing, kiss stealing, Nature Boy.
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Chris Benoit is the new WCW Champion
TS: ‘I can believe this Bobby. Were you in on this?’
BH: ‘Of course I was, they don’t call me ‘the Brain’ to be ironic.’
TS: ‘Ladies and Gentlemen we will be live on PPV when next you see us. Don’t miss it!’
It is day
