Night 4- Hog Wild
Broadcast booth.
TS- Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the appropriately titled Hog Wild PPV
BH: Yep tonight powers get augmented, alliances change, and people get hurt. I love it!
Match 1
TS: Bobby people have been talking all day. Are the 4 horsemen back together?
BH: Ive been talking to Ric all day, and do you know what he told me?
TS: No, what?
BH: He told me not to tell you anything Schiavone.
TS: We start off with a 4 on 4 tag match and
well look who it is; Ric Flair, Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko, and Arn Anderson, all walking down the aisle together. They will take on a team put together to stop them; Lex Luger, Randy Savage, and Harlem Heat.
Benoit starts off by whipping Luger into the post. He tags out to Anderson, Anderson is pounding down on Luger. Another quick tag to Flair who puts Luger in the figure 4. Luger shouts something at Flair, who then releases the hold. Lex tags in Savage and limps to the back.
TS: What happened there?
BH: Looks like the hold injured Luger a bit. Flair doesnt want to put people on the shelf. Hes a good guy.
TS: I am yet to be convinced.
TS: Savage comes in a house of fire. He fires off 1, 2, 3 right hands on Flair. Anderson jumps in but Macho knocks him flying. Here comes Malenko, Savage takes him down then scales the top rope. Elbow drop! We hear the sound of Malenkos sternum cracking. 1..2..3 its over! As is Malenkos career.
Whalls career is dead. He was
Dean Malenko. WCW aligned Man of 1000 holds
TS: Savage didnt mean to do that. He was WCW all the time!
BH: And poor Dean Malenko had to bite the bullet because of Macho Mans stupidity.
TS: Wait, whats this?
Sting lowers from the ceiling. Arn Anderson tries to Spine Buster Sting but night is Stings domain and he casually sidesteps him and Arn runs into the post.
BH: Not been a good couple of nights for the enforcer.
Sting walks over to the lifeless Malenko and tries to offer him the bat, but hes dead, so erm yeah.
With that the nWo hit the ring. Hogan approaches 2 men about membership. 1 says yes, 1 says no.
Another membership deal is haggled out in the ring at the same time thanks to a toothpick in the eye by the bad guy, but Stings loyalty to WCW is beyond reproach. The man negotiating then calls out someone.
TS: Wait coming down the aisle
its Sting!
BH: But Sting is in the ring!
TS: I guess if they cant have the real Sting theyll have this imposter instead.
Nash picks up the now decomposing body of Dean Malenko and powerbombs it because he as jerk.
BH: Dean is a popular man tonight.
After an intense stand-off between all the individuals in the ring everyone begins to leave. Except Booker T who decides to show Sting his spinnarooni.
Backstage
Lex Luger is limping around searching for his target. He sees him up ahead and puts him in the rack.
LL: What is your name?
Dallas Page: Its me, its me, its DDP
Pipers Pit
RP: That opening segment went on a little long unfortunately, so I can only ask you one question is that ok?
The interviewee says nothing and just stares.
RP: Youre a bit of an intense fellow aint ya? Ok here goes. Will you beat Hogan to win the title?
The interviewee says nothing, but points to a banner advertising Starrcade. He then gets up and leaves.
Match 2
TS: The Giant has challenged Chris Jericho here tonight. We havent seen much of Jericho lately Bobby.
BH: Yeah the ham and egger has not been getting any actions in since the game began.
The bell rings and Jericho just stands there drooling. The giant walks over and wraps his vice like hands around his head.
The Giant: Which side are you on?
Jericho just stands there, drool falling from his lips. Stevie Ray runs out and shows the Giant Jerichos wallet with a WCW membership card in it.
The Giant happy with the answer, forgoes the chokeslam and just lies him down gently for the 2 count.
Back Stage
TS: Here come the nWo and it looks like they mean business.
The Ring
Hulk Hogan enters the ring flanked by the nWo. He picks up a mic
HH: We hold the belt, we are claiming your hero's, and we are taking over Nitro. Only one thing is certain, the nWo is here to stay. How many more dominos will fall before you take on the black & white?
With that Chris Benoit comes down the aisle.
CB: Last week you took my belt. This week Im coming for you.
Before he can hit the ring though, Eric Bischoff comes from out of the back.
EB: Whoa, whoa, whoa! If you think the nWo just walked into this company without someone on the inside youre an idiot. Ive been helping these guys the whole time, and if you think you can injure my investment whilst im still around youve got another thing coming.
CB: Sounds fine to me.
Benoit locks Bischoff in the crippler. The nWo run towards them but, before they make it, Benoit snaps Bischoffs neck.
Eric Bischoff is dead. He was Eric Bischoff nWo aligned booker.
Benoit runs off and the nWo look horrified. Their insurance policy was gone and they were now vulnerable.
Kevin Nash: You see Hogan, this is the problem with your leadership. You havent got a clue whats going on.
Hogan: You got something to say brother?
Kevin Nash: As a matter of fact I do. I have had enough of you being the puppet master. No one pulls Kevin Nashs strings. Im quitting, and forming my own group.
Hogan smiles.
Hogan: A group of one? Thats going to be a very lonely QT thread brother!
Nash: Who said Im alone?
With that one of the men from behind Hogan crosses the ring to stand at Nashs side. Another guy from the back comes out and stands with Nash as well.
Nash: The Wolfpac is here, and were taking over!
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It is now day
and yes, I am not Benoit.
