Mark O'Neill

[Gary Gutful]

Parratown? It's viable. But, can we garnish enough village idiots to witness the proceedings? I wouldn't mind having a 'corn on the cob' stand on the sidelines. One corn cob for $2.00, two for $5.00.

Bargain. Give me three.

 

[Eelogical]

Bargain - i will take 3

Why make mathematics difficult? Now I'm going to have to go to Hindy to work it out for me.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Bargain. Give me three.

Bargain - i will take 3

 

[Eelogical]

Loosers.

 

[strider]

It's part of the review. You better up your game.

Section 42a

i) Deathriders must source all ridicule

ii) Nuthuggers must produce comprehensive accompanying LBA stats

 

[Gary Gutful]

Loosers.

Loose as a gose.

 

[Obscene Assassin]

Geez, I can't wait to see them go off when we announce the part-time dummy half coach.

A dummy half coach or a dummy, half coach?

 

[strider]

Loosers.

Loosers with 3 yummy cobs thank you very much

 

[emjaycee]

Interesting then that they didn't go down that path.
Am sure they had their reasons and as sure we will never know what they were/are.

Just did a quick search of Phil Moss's career and to be honest, I reckon I can see why he was overlooked.

2012 -14 - Panthers
2015 - Tigers
2016 - 17 - Sharks
2018 - Titans

Four clubs/jobs in the last 5 years.
Maybe our idiot directors wanted someone who may actually go the distance in this role, given how important everyone on the LU Eels Forum thinks it is.

 

[emjaycee]

A dummy half coach or a dummy, half coach?

A coach for our "dummy" halves
A dummy coach for our halves

 

[Eelogical]

Section 42a

i) Deathriders must source all ridicule

ii) Nuthuggers must produce comprehensive accompanying LBA stats

I'm starting to think it's time to start up the Fencesitters. That way members can throw shit at both sides without fearing either.

 

[Eelogical]

Loosers with 3 yummy cobs thank you very much

Now I want a whole corn cob for dinner..........a swipe of butter with cracked pepper. Thanks for that.

 

[hineyrulz]

If you and your deadshit mates were in front of me I'd be frowning disapprovingly whilst waiting to hit a shot.

Once I ran around the green with my shirt off after my putt in birdie i didn’t blame the merkins after they all started hitting up on us.

 

[ash411]

nuthuggers already making excuses for another spoon lol

f**king nimrods

Holy christ you're the saddest sack of shit I've ever seen.

Seriously now, real talk, get some help, talk to a counselor or a therapist or something man, you need help... It's beyond pathetic at this point.

Unless you're just trolling all of us, and if so, bravo.

 

[84 Baby]

You don’t have to believe me.

I just thought maybe it had been in paper or something. No need to get panties in twist

 

[Avenger]

O'Neill was good enough to get hired for a job like this in the past. If he was sacked for exposing himself to a bus full of disableds at least it wasn't for being bad at his job. I'm sure he's learnt from it.

Scott Seward was also good enough to get the CEO job. He has learnt from it too. We should also give him a chance.

 

[El Diablo]

Holy christ you're the saddest sack of shit I've ever seen.

Seriously now, real talk, get some help, talk to a counselor or a therapist or something man, you need help... It's beyond pathetic at this point.

Unless you're just trolling all of us, and if so, bravo.

keep on huggin'

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

We didn’t have to force Phil. He wanted the job.

Yeh, but Moss is not a name the goes down well when connected with the Eels and salary caps. Even if he's no relation.

 

[Avenger]

Yeh, but Moss is not a name the goes down well when connected with the Eels and salary caps. Even if he's no relation.

O’Neil isn’t a name that goes down well with culture and behaving in the proper manner either.

 

[Bolgeel]

Scott Seward was also good enough to get the CEO job. He has learnt from it too. We should also give him a chance.

Appointed by the plumber though