Mark O'Neill

[Bolgeel]

Appointed by the plumber though

Or was it spaghetti spagnolo?

 

[Bolgeel]

Parratown? It's viable. But, can we garnish enough village idiots to witness the proceedings? I wouldn't mind having a 'corn on the cob' stand on the sidelines. One corn cob for $2.00, two for $5.00.

There’s enough on here

 

[Eelogical]

O’Neil isn’t a name that goes down well with culture and behaving in the proper manner either.

Julian time? Maybe there's a watch.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Scott Seward was also good enough to get the CEO job. He has learnt from it too. We should also give him a chance.

I reckon he’d go better than he did last time. Failure is the best teacher.

 

[Obscene Assassin]

A coach for our "dummy" halves
A dummy coach for our halves

Our first grade halves don't need a "dummy" coach.

 

[El Diablo]

our team already has a dummy coach and dummy staff

we have a dummy CEO and board too

better not forget the dummy fans who accept mediocrity and spoons

 

[Jake the snake]

Just did a quick search of Phil Moss's career and to be honest, I reckon I can see why he was overlooked.

2012 -14 - Panthers
2015 - Tigers
2016 - 17 - Sharks
2018 - Titans

Four clubs/jobs in the last 5 years.
Maybe our idiot directors wanted someone who may actually go the distance in this role, given how important everyone on the LU Eels Forum thinks it is.

O’neil

Tigers - 6 months
Woolies - trolley boy
Aldi - checkout chick
Coles - night stacker

 

[Gary Gutful]

better not forget the dummy fans who accept mediocrity and spoons

How else am I going to eat my cob of corn?

 

[hineyrulz]

How else am I going to eat my cob of corn?

With your feet like normal FFS f**kEN!!

 

[T.S Quint]

Yes, because the only jobs available at Woolworths are trolley boy and checkout chick.

 

[Gary Gutful]

O’neil

Tigers - 6 months
Woolies - trolley boy
Aldi - checkout chick
Coles - night stacker

Still better than being a plumber.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Yes, because the only jobs available at Woolworths are trolley boy and checkout chick.

Exactly. They also need 'Fresh Food' people.

 

[T.S Quint]

Exactly. They also need 'Fresh Food' people.

I think at the moment the most important job there is Strawberry De-needler.

 

[hindy111]

Hopefully the checkout chick delivers. If not, he'll be in the clearance bin.

Speaking of I got a red capsicum for $1 a kilo in the sale bin. Not green red. They can go for up to $10

 

[hindy111]

How else am I going to eat my cob of corn?

Speaking of how do you eat a cob?
I pick mine up and much the ass of it but I took a girl out once who used her knife to shave the kernels of then scooped them up with a fork.

 

[hindy111]

If you and your deadshit mates were in front of me I'd be frowning disapprovingly whilst waiting to hit a shot.

When I play golf there is always some chinese guys in 50s dressed like pros who are useless and slow me up.

 

[El Diablo]

Speaking of I got a red capsicum for $1 a kilo in the sale bin. Not green red. They can go for up to $10

it was out of date

 

[hindy111]

it was out of date

It was fine. Plenty firm and crunch to please

 

[Gary Gutful]

When I play golf there is always some chinese guys in 50s dressed like pros who are useless and slow me up.

Yep. A common problem on a lot of courses.

 

[Twizzle]

You don’t have to believe me.

I got the same mail, and he got eliminated early, seems odd