I really hate to be negative before a ball is kicked in anger... but that is a shit looking team. Like, any outsider looking at that list could be forgiven for thinking that's a list competing for the spoon. Half of the spine is reserve graders, centres go OK but the wingers are either unproven or just ordinary/offer nothing particularly exciting. Back row with Fitzgibbon and Mann... Barnett the only recognised NRL player on the bench...
Our coaching staff better have done quite a number in the off season, is all I can say. So many rookies, unknowns and squad-fillers in there. A lot needs to go right. Looking at that list, I can't help but feel that a LOT of recruitment went poorly in the past 12 months.
Putting a bit of a positive spin on it.
- Ponga might make this his biggest and best year yet. Regardless of whoever else in the spine, if Ponga fires, we fire.
- Tuala is a gun finisher and if Best gets over his injuries, it'll become one of the most lethal left edges in the league. Ponga swings around to their side, Clune to use Ponga as a decoy more often than not. Opens up space for Best to get the ball and make a line break or we use that over the top ball for Tuala. Tuala to get over 20 tries this season.
- Gagai is the perfect mentor for Young. Young to become one of the most damaging wingers in the game. 200 metres plus a game on average.
- Clifford becomes a class half. Using his long kicking game and monster bombs to keep opposing teams camped in their 20m. Uses his running game to average a line break every game.
- CLune becomes the feel good story of 2022. Journeyman realizes his potential and has a Sam Walker-esque impact on the game.
- Both Saifiti boys go onto become NSW's starting props. Klemmer reinvents himself, adds a short ball game to his repertoire. Gets a couple of try assists throughout the year.
- Fitzy gets dropped. Frizzell regains his Dragon's form and goes on to average 130 metres a game.
- Mann kills it at 13 and gets the 14 jersey for Queensland.
- Leo Thompson is the surprise package of the year. Becomes a force to be reckoned with.
- Barnett just keeps on Barnetting. Jirah Momoisea forces his way into the starting left backrow job.
- Crossland to finally fulfil his potential. Proves all his doubters wrong. Becomes the second coming of Joey Johns.
Now... Going to print this and keep it on the wall for the Roosters game. Every statement I get wrong, I'll take a shot of Vodka. Let's see how drunk I get this weekend...