Wouldn't that be something...
The first Fox game of the year in the lead in the first thing they promoted.. Wasn't a team.. It was their team of callers, then the sport. It's a f**king joke compared to professional sports.
if Brooks sneezes, trips over his boot laces, is somehow booted over line by Joffa and accidentally scores a try trying to avoid some injury to his person, all of a sudden the becomes a media darling marquee:
“ great planned move that, watch him fool the markers, sheens is a genius. Game is not over, still a chance for the Tigers, down 18 to 4 after 65 minutes.
“ courageous play by the rising young star”
And suddenly every media Merkin says how great and wonderful Brooksy is when he’s done f**k all and played like a miserable cat for 4 years.
A bit fat snout in trough that most of us fans would have personally driven up the F3 with him locked in the boot in handcuffs, dumped him at your ground with a cheque for 800k sticky taped to his forehead.
Brooksy sought a release to play with you no less than 3 times last year and somehow we stuffed up the paperwork and forwarded Hastings.