Aw, come on, Laurie going down in the first few minutes, captain not on the field, are great excuses.Yep.
Over the years, I've come up with some creative and intricate excuses why my team is so shit . . . when watching our games with friends or family.
Last night, me . . . the king of bullshitters . . . ran out of excuses.
And God said No, but he will let us miss the spoonPlease deliver oh beloved footy Gods.
Just give us a couple of last breaths. Just a few for a last rites submission.
Spare us the indignity of losing to the warriors and help us miss the spoon.
Amen.
A f**king sovereign smug citizen event!The bus is driving past concord jump on boys
Silverdale don’t cry we know you have a picture of Ivan on your wall .the way things are going you may not lose another game this year.i know the storm are no chance of beating us tonight lolA f**king sovereign smug citizen event!
Stand back lads, I’ll deal with him before any mods arrive to break up the fun.
Get your ass back here @murraymob and type like a man. Rank is not an issue.
You and @stryker should get a room.Silverdale don’t cry we know you have a picture of Ivan on your wall .the way things are going you may not lose another game this year.i know the storm are no chance of beating us tonight lol
If he gets a trophy he can drive anything even a horse and cart I don’t care .Hell I will even wash the Ferrari for him lolYou and @stryker should get a room.
As for your Ivan, a solid man of the west, the human uggboot, residing in Luxury on the Northern Beaches. Has you all fooled. Tips his ciggie butts onto station st from the Ferrari as he laughs at you.
I’m going to our match against you to give him the finger. We will catch up for a lentil tea!
I bet that’s not all you will wash for him.If he gets a trophy he can drive anything even a horse and cart I don’t care .Hell I will even wash the Ferrari for him lol
I actually heard Nofo come out with those two excuses on ABC radio right after the game.Aw, come on, Laurie going down in the first few minutes, captain not on the field, are great excuses.
What was the score I will just look down the ladder .lucky. You celebrated like you won the grand final.Wait you forgot there are more games to play .Silverdale it not a mask you need to support the tigers it’s a paper bag over the head to hide the silverdale mug lolI bet that’s not all you will wash for him.
lol, Nate and Jeremiah hiding under the seats at Leichhardt trying to hide from grandmothers throwing beer cans at them.
I forget the score….you remind me!
As f**ked up as we are, we own smug and don’t u forget it.
You’re the last team we worry about.
Now put your mask back on and feed the nice police horse a yam instead of trying to punch it.
Smug is coming 4th or something on the table and so you come down to our peaceful forum and pull your pants down and start flashing and playing with your whiz at us, pointing at it and saying “ look at smug! Look at smug!”What was the score I will just look down the ladder .lucky. You celebrated like you won the grand final.Wait you forgot there are more games to play .Silverdale it not a mask you need to support the tigers it’s a paper bag over the head to hide the silverdale mug lol
You to old to hear anyone silverdale .The nurse at the nursing home needs to turn up your hearing aid lolSmug is coming 4th or something on the table and so you come down to our peaceful forum and pull your pants down and start flashing and playing with your whiz at us, pointing at it and saying “ look at smug! Look at smug!”
We are not f**king interested in smug. We beat you to a pulp under your “next coward up” game, insulted your coach and had your Soo players hiding under the seats from irate grandmas.
Our seasons just been called and you’re down here being a dickhead!
A good example of Moral decay under lyin Ivan. f**k him and f**k this era of tainted smug some of you inbred flogs have sold your souls for.
You know a lot of your pantherian mates hate Ivan as much as we do. I see it all the time.
Now get down on your knees, grovel and beg for forgiveness mobster.
If you were that good, you would have easily accounted for us. What’s that? I can’t hear you pal!
A that’s an ugly tat of Ivan on your butt, but at least you had his mouth all aligned properly.You to old to hear anyone silverdale .The nurse at the nursing home needs to turn up your hearing aid lol
What was it you just said earlier about people swearing and insulting others with a different opinion?Smug is coming 4th or something on the table and so you come down to our peaceful forum and pull your pants down and start flashing and playing with your whiz at us, pointing at it and saying “ look at smug! Look at smug!”
We are not f**king interested in smug. We beat you to a pulp under your “next coward up” game, insulted your coach and had your Soo players hiding under the seats from irate grandmas.
Our seasons just been called and you’re down here being a dickhead!
A good example of Moral decay under lyin Ivan. f**k him and f**k this era of tainted smug some of you inbred flogs have sold your souls for.
You know a lot of your pantherian mates hate Ivan as much as we do. I see it all the time.
Now get down on your knees, grovel and beg for forgiveness mobster.
If you were that good, you would have easily accounted for us. What’s that? I can’t hear you pal!
…this year…And God said No, but he will let us miss the spoon
They are weak excuses. A good team would have overcame them. The Roosters lose a bloke ever 2-3 weeks and they still flog good sides.Aw, come on, Laurie going down in the first few minutes, captain not on the field, are great excuses.
…this year.yes
from us
multiple times
We’ll see.The Tigers aren't going anywhere.