I just had a look at the facebook page of the Wives of WT fans. It's a bunch of women talking about recipes, handy hints and craft and shit.
" download the first half of last night's game v Penrith. Whenever your husband chases you around the house with that look in his eyes of desire to do horrible man's things to you, fetch a bowl of kettle chips, a nice cold beer and a box of tissues in front of the TV and tell him you have the Penrith game on for him. If he isn't interested, tell him it's just the first half.
He will scurry in guaranteed.
Close the door and go outside.
You won't even have to wait the full 40 minutes.
You can come back in after only 17 minutes or so. The chips will be eaten, the beer drunk, and he will have pleasured himself into the tissues.
No wiping filthy tadpoles from the front pond of your downstairs garden.
You can now safely go about your day.
Repeat any time for the next 3 years with the same effect. "