May 21 Goodbye cruel world..

[Parra Pride]

Did they give a specific time? What should I wear?

6:00 pm apparently.

 

[Springs]

6.00 pm in the US of course.

This is the plan folks, we can live through this. Apparently 3% of the population will be beamed up, which leaves 6.5 billion of us down here on Earth. Now, since both Heaven and Hell will be unleashed on Earth, the plan is to make a deal with Satan to combine the armies of Earth (6.5b) with the armies of hell (pretty much 99% of everyone who has ever lived) to attack the weak pissy army of heaven (100 millon angels plus a couple of christians).

We kill the angels on Earth, steal the key to heaven, invade, kill Jesus, lock God in Tartarus, betray Satan and voila, we save the Earth and rule heaven!
Don't worry if we die we just get sent to hell and come straight back up.

 

[madunit]

f**k Moffo's still here.

Its his fault Judgement Day broke

 

[Parra Pride]

6.00 pm in the US of course.

This is the plan folks, we can live through this. Apparently 3% of the population will be beamed up, which leaves 6.5 billion of us down here on Earth. Now, since both Heaven and Hell will be unleashed on Earth, the plan is to make a deal with Satan to combine the armies of Earth (6.5b) with the armies of hell (pretty much 99% of everyone who has ever lived) to attack the weak pissy army of heaven (100 millon angels plus a couple of christians).

We kill the angels on Earth, steal the key to heaven, invade, kill Jesus, lock God in Tartarus, betray Satan and voila, we save the Earth and rule heaven!
Don't worry if we die we just get sent to hell and come straight back up.

I'm in.

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

6.00 pm in the US of course.

This is the plan folks, we can live through this. Apparently 3% of the population will be beamed up, which leaves 6.5 billion of us down here on Earth. Now, since both Heaven and Hell will be unleashed on Earth, the plan is to make a deal with Satan to combine the armies of Earth (6.5b) with the armies of hell (pretty much 99% of everyone who has ever lived) to attack the weak pissy army of heaven (100 millon angels plus a couple of christians).

We kill the angels on Earth, steal the key to heaven, invade, kill Jesus, lock God in Tartarus, betray Satan and voila, we save the Earth and rule heaven!
Don't worry if we die we just get sent to hell and come straight back up.

So you just post this on a forum so now both god and satan know your plans?:roll::roll:

 

[Parra Pride]

So you just post this on a forum so now both god and satan know your plans?:roll::roll:

Please, there is no Internet in heaven or hell.

 

[Springs]

How the hell are they going to find out silly?

 

[ozbash]

wonder if there is Christmas in hell ?

 

[DC_fan]

The end will come at 8am Sunday Sydney time

 

[Parra Pride]

The end will come at 8am Sunday Sydney time

f**k me, I'm going to sleep right through the rapture if that's the case, I expect to wake up to fire and brimstone.

 

[Medievalknight]

The end will come at 8am Sunday Sydney time

Wronggggg ..lol


Eighty-nine-year-old tele-evangelist Harold Camping's prophecy says the Rapture will begin with powerful earthquakes at 6:00 pm local time in each of the world's regions, after which the good will be beamed up to heaven.

 

[Medievalknight]

1hr 24 minutes till THE END.... .....8-[

 

[***MH***]

Wronggggg ..lol


Eighty-nine-year-old tele-evangelist Harold Camping's prophecy says the Rapture will begin with powerful earthquakes at 6:00 pm local time in each of the world's regions, after which the good will be beamed up to heaven.

Any news on our Kiwi neighbours then yet?

 

[innsaneink]

So hows things over the ditch?
Hellllloooooo?????
You guys OK....hows the sheep?

 

[El Diablo]

You guys OK....hows the sheep?

ripe for the taking Ozbash told me

 

[Medievalknight]

Any news on our Kiwi neighbours then yet?

News flash.................kiwis just had another quake

 

[beave]

32 minutes to rapture.................

 

[Medievalknight]

32 minutes to rapture.................

30 now and counting

 

[Medievalknight]

I,m waiting to be beamed UP

 

[IanG]

Like I said it's horse shit